✵ Mr. 𝙈𝙪𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 !

and now . . coming to you 『 L I V E 』 from the stage . . ✵ PROFESSOR OF CHARMS, JIMMY MUELLING !!! ✵ a Ravenclaw Alumnus and former Thunderbird. Halfblooded American chatterbox . / / / hello ? this is #B1GB0Y speaking .

///::: This is from B1GB0Y. I will not be censoring myself.

‘ you are neva gonna believe what I heard when I was passin’ through level 3 — ‘ 『 Donatella Coluccio. 』 Ministry File guard & unofficial paper toter. a part of #B1GB0Y .

Reminiscing by Little River Band while he thinks sweet things about @obscurecases .

the secret ~love~ tape.

The tape is going to be used as a glorified mug coaster until it is one day it is suddenly remembered.

@ministryslippin — down at the tape, turned it around in his hands. His mind was elsewhere. “You know, I’ve always seen you as a brother. Same name, tasteful selection in suits, you know what I mean.”

@ministryslippin — fantasy— but everyone experiences that, right? Of course they do. He’d never met another man whose sweaty palms did very much remind him of his own, haha. It’s like they’re twins. Jimmy and Jimmy. “Why, thank you Jimmy. Your gifts really mean a lot to me.” He looked —

Although he doesn’t really know @CHARMEDTHOUGHT, Jimmy knows that he is absolutely, without a doubt in love with Jimmy. To prove his love, he’d gotten his film crew together to create a video professing this love. “Jimmy, my love~~~ Yoohoo!” He calls out, chasing —

“Darling, your ways with words never fail to drive me crazy, crazy like when you drop a mouse into a maze of mirrors.” These are the similes employed. “What are you doing later? And after later? And also before later? As in, what are you doing right now?”

/: all amortentia stuff will be responded to with extreme devotion and energy and love tomorrow because I gotta finish all my work today for a nice, free weekend . . .

Muelling for the .1 seconds he has to blink and not look at @obscurecases .

It unfroze him. The perfect response. A cheesy pickup line. He walked over. “Oh no, but I know a thing or two about space.” He took her hand that held and went to give her a twirl, still gingerly holding onto it after. “-Know anything about gravitational pulls?”

She’s it. She’s the one. My dynamite Gal. He can’t move. Like a freeze charm. An inner voice is screaming. “SAYYY SOMETHINGGGGGGG!!!” No movement. “BEFORE SHE GETS AWAYYYYYYYYSDSY!!” STill unable to speak. “HURRRRYYY UPPPPPPP!”

/: I know I have to wait but like this is too funny needed to drop this ☠️

( the funny thing about amortentia is that it strikes individuals wildly differently. For Muelling? Well, imagine the whole world normal- lights blink, everything now black and white, Aça entre nós by Vicente Fernandez, the other bathed in color under dreamy rose lighting. )

(Holding a vase full of flowers for D- Suddenly, it shatters in a million pieces. . . . Only temporary, obviously, with a million charms just for broken things alone- but- CUPIDS ARROW HAST STRUCK. And for…. A STRANGER HE’S NEVER SEEN IN THIS LIFE.)

I’m not all that good at math but we call this a Jimmy squared.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝗌𝖺𝗎𝗅 𝗃𝗈𝗌𝖾𝗉𝗁 𝗀𝗈𝗈𝖽𝗐𝗂𝗇—- 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗅𝗈𝖼𝖺𝗅 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗂𝖾 𝗁𝗎𝗌𝗍𝗅𝖾, 𝗁𝖺𝗅𝖿𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗈𝖽 ﹠ 𝗎𝗇𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾𝗅𝗒 𝗌𝗅𝗒𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗇. 𝖺 𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝖿 #𝘀𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻 .ᐟ ⠀⠀⠀

Muelling and probably having silly oven mitts.