Chris Keyler

@VintageHawks My favorite and least favorite game coming up next. Also the same date as the Hossa goal in the 2010 playoffs. Oddly enough, it’s also the date our daughter was born. My worlds colliding.

April 22, 1994 | Tony Amonte scores four goals in a playoff game. #Blackhawks beat the Maple Leafs 5-4 in Game 3 at Chicago Stadium to cut the series to 2-1

@CLsouthathletic #GoGreen

Cool to see former Gator Dayton Murphy on big ten network for Michigan State! Good luck!!

@MarkLazerus @BenPopeCST I’d recommend The Grifters with John Cusack. Great movie.

I'm trying to convince @BenPopeCST to watch The American President now. The man has only watched three movies in his life, and they're all the Knives Out movies. Er, I mean, it's 0-0 between the Blackhawks and Kraken. Tight game so far.

FINAL: Blackhawks lose 3-1. They have been eliminated from playoff contention.

@mark_giangreco Never the less, can wait to see @coachfitz51 turn around @MSU_Football Go green!

@mark_giangreco Hopefully the dreaded 3 goal lead applies.

Spending the day flipping around watching the Formation of the Final Four, Frozen Four & Four on the Floor

@BenPopeCST You could top that off and go to the Nassau Coliseum to watch the Blackhawks game tonight……

4pm: Successfully change flight from LaGuardia to Newark 5pm: Fail to change rental car pickup from LaGuardia *One short flight and one extremely long journey across the NY metro area later* 1:30am: Arrive at the Long Island Marriott

@MarkLazerus So the thing wasn’t on….

IS THIS THING ON?: This was sort of bewildering. Too messy yet not messy enough, too sad yet too tidily wrapped up. I also have so many pedantic questions about character ages and careers and the like, which is never a good sign. Very good Arnett performance in a not-good movie.

I know the whole thing about this film is that Brady Corbet had final cut. I respect and appreciate that and laud that. Art, baby! But maybe he needed someone's voice in his ear here and there. And not because it's long. Long is fine! (Related: Normalize intermissions in movies!)

@BenPopeCST Going out on a limb and saying the game will end 4-3 in OT or a shootout.

1st intermission: Blackhawks 1, Wild 0 Hawks looked pretty sharp, good passing. The stats are impressive! Shot attempts: 24-12 CHI Shots on goal: 10-8 CHI Scoring chances: 14-3 CHI

@WGNNews Surprised you had enough reporters left to cover the elections.

Eight WGN reporters are on the grounds of various campaign headquarters to bring the latest Illinois primary results. Polls closed at 7 p.m. #WGNelection live coverage and the latest updates: (wgntv.com/news/politics/…)

@MarkLazerus @TuskyNHL Your daughter will be very disappointed in you.

The Mammoth do not have @TuskyNHL stuffies for sale.

Update on the MAGA ecosystem: - Trump is pushing MAGA to embrace MIGA, which in reality is more about Israeli interests than Iranian or American ones…and a distraction from his pedo scandals and crumbling economy. - the MAGA America First crowd, (MAGA-AF) is mad at Trump for breaking virtually all his promises, from no new wars to exposing epstein pedos to getting yanked around by Israel. - the MAGA Trump is Lord crowd (MAGA-TL) does not care what Trump does. They’re a cult and he validates all their hate. They’re mad at MAGA-AF for being mad at Trump. - the AIPAC crowd loves MAGA becoming MIGA. It was their doing. They’re mad at MAGA-AF for calling out Trump or Israel’s excessive influence on America. - the hardcore nationalists hate MIGA. They’re mad at AIPAC and Trump for turning MAGA into MIGA. - the MAGA grifters crowd (MAGA-G) continue to take money from whoever will pay them. They want their revenue streams intact and couldn’t care less about MAGA or MIGA. You’re mostly caught up.

Trump didn’t fire Kristi Noem because she failed to respond to the floods in Texas which claimed the lives of at least 100 people. He didn’t fire her because Americans were murdered by her rabid masked goons. He didn’t fire her for posing for photos in front of human beings in cages like they were livestock. He didn’t fire her for racially profiling Latinos, African-Americans, Arab Americans and Asian Americans. He didn’t fire her because she was arresting legal permanent residents and US citizens and detaining them illegally. He didn’t fire her because she was keeping children in fetid, rancid concentration camps without access to clean water, fresh food or medical care. He didn’t fire her for turning our cities into militarized war zones. He fired her because she made him “look bad.” That was the red line. None of the other things were.

@mark_giangreco @S_U_Network @braves2430 Boyardee….

@S_U_Network @braves2430 Hans

Without googling, can you name a famous chef?

Jesus Christ. People are not bemoaning the end of the ayatollah and many in his regime. So let’s dispense with this ridiculous notion that having any concerns implies some kind of support for a clerical theocracy. What people are rightfully concerned about is what happens next. Americans are tired of endless excursions in the Middle East, loss of American lives, trillions wasted only for these regions to end up more unstable and dangerous than they were before. This is our lived experience and to pretend it’ll be different this time after 30+ years of various versions of the same thing, is insane. Iranians should be concerned too. If the aggressors do not have the stomach to fully dismantle a highly entrenched clerical regime with hardliners embedded across their political, military and theocratic institutions, then it will be shades of the Taliban all over again. The hardliners will wait us out, quickly reconstitute, crush the dissenters and double up on their vow to hurt Americans. What Iranians really need, we don’t have the principles or the patience to give them. This isn’t a hypothetical. We’ve been living this bullshit cycle for decades. We go in half-cocked, do a half-assed job, take off when the bills and body counts get too high…and watch everything quickly fall apart. And this time, with the most delusional and incompetent administration leading the charge, it doesn’t look to be any different. They barely have a concept of a plan. It would be nice for our elected representatives to put down their pompoms for once and think it through.

The gas in your tank is worth more today than it was on Friday. Your energy bills are about to experience significant growth. Be sure to thank Trump for your new gifts.

Maybe I can help you understand. Trump made a series of significant promises to win the loyalty of his base. From America-centric policies, lower grocery prices, no new wars to exposing the “deep state pedophiles” preying on our children. When he started breaking all his promises, the rational ones rightfully called him out on it. However, those who made MAGA their whole identity, folks like you, couldn’t bring themselves to admit he had duped them. The shame of it all made them burrow deep into denial. Now they wander the wasteland of social media like zombies, mauling anyone who dares confront them with the truth. Hope this helps.

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

No other president in the history of this country has ever dismissed the combat deaths of our men and women in uniform as “just the way that it is.” None. Just the one who also called the fallen of war suckers and losers. Just the one who disparaged a POW. Just the one who dodged the draft five times. Just the one who demeaned a Goldstar family & desecrated Arlington. Just the one who has fired more veterans than any other president in our country’s history. Just that one. How anyone can look at that creature and say that he “loves our troops” is beyond fucking me.