MrPain (aka MrNiceGuy)

need a gf that carries around a professional level camera and will take pictures of sunsets and beautiful scenery

@agarimmo Relationship goals #need

i want to get hugged while staring at the mount fuji

@kenadielu Could have just said Pretty girls have eyes

pretty girls have ass eyesight

I'm such a slut for casual intimacy. Like yesss rest your chin on my shoulder while we're in line at the grocery store, I live for that sht

“you always reply so fast” yeah i’m lonely and want attention

The Greatest Trilogy.

honestly I was fine with the Algae and the peeling paint but radioactive seems a bit much

@ILikeTheFA @sunlove What about millionaires and billionaires. Typically they aren't fat

@sunlove income tax rate = bodyfat % * 1.5 seems fair

Taxation should be based on body fat percentage

@fallingunicorn @sunperv where they made of air?

@sunperv they’re 40 each

220 cal 🤞🤞🤞

Accurate representation of myself

@bbwnnie isn't that just being in a relationship and cheating?

what if i just fake date someone atp

yes, u should marry the gamer who loves his cats

>see an attractive woman >realize I'm probably not worthy of someone like that >break up with them in my mind >never attempt to talk to them

@fallingunicorn Exercise 👍

was already struggling after the first 5 seconds but wtv … i completed 1 min

@fallingunicorn bro that's a 10000% increase in progress. Were you even trying the other day?

progress amirite

the one that likes me back

@agarimmo Unrelated. Gonna start telling ppl they have diarrhea voice when they start annoying me

@agarimmo bro who starts off a conversation like that and how does he know what that sounds like?

called my dad because i miss him and the first thing i hear from him is that he detected my diarrhea voice (the voice i have when i have.diarrhea)