Relyea, Connor

It's my @mcsweeneys debut today! Happy Rings Of Power week to all who celebrate :) mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-fr…

Ppl have really turned “Death of the Author” into “The Customer is Always Right”

Amy Poehler’s impression of a Stephen Sondheim song absolutely took me out

ummmm you don't understand, MY family came here legally. They had to meet rigorous requirements like, "get on a boat", and "don't shit yourself to death on the boat before it gets there"

@nick_benson @NYC_DOT Oh you know I’m applying 🫡

Yes, it’s a government job. No, it won’t sound like one. We're hiring a Creative Director to run social media for @NYC_DOT—with real freedom to build a voice that's funny, human, and even a tad bit irreverent. Want to shape the voice of a massive organization, reach millions of people, and set the bar for what public sector storytelling can be? This role is for you! 👉Job posting: cityjobs.nyc.gov/job/creative-d…

Schumer is gonna look disdainfully over his glasses with a smug expression SO hard after this

Iraq War Part 2: Brought to you by SHEIN

Bari Weiss has never really worked as a journalist. She is an opinion writer who runs an opinion Substack. The idea that she has insights that supersede those of the journalists at 60 Minutes is absurd.

The people pushing generative AI "art" are always like "I've always vaguely wanted to become an artist but I never tried and now I don't have to!"

It really is funny that every AI bro's "isn't this awesome?" thing is quite literally what you would expect the most pathetic unoriginal tryhard loser dork to do. "AI can make it look like I'm popular with movie stars I've never met!" Congrats, Milhouse.

By using AI for writing, you’re robbing yourself of the authentic writer’s experience of not writing

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It’s ok. You can say it

The only good take on Olivia Nuzzi

might be a bit too complicated for people who don't seem to realize that train cars are longer than just the three feet in front of the doors

@north0fnorth That’s the Manhattan of da Midwest babyyyyyyy!!!!

are you kidding me

Do you know what would be a good move for the Olivia Nuzzi book tour? An Isaac Chotiner interview.

Looks like journalistic ethics are back off the menu, boys!!!!

Tolkien would hate every single one of you fucking tech nerds who keep naming your dumb ass companies after his work

@CantEverDie And didn’t she get tossed from that too because of other r*d scare bullshit????

the funniest part about dashas tv career is watching succession and her entire character is ‘person who reads tweets from twitter off to the main characters’ and then she completely disappears at the end of the season