CactiChad

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CactiChad

@CactiChad

Dad. Husband. Maker of poor jokes. I just want more Ryobi tools. God I'm old.

South Australia เข้าร่วม Kasım 2016
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CactiChad
CactiChad@CactiChad·
Everyone is out there complaining about @budlight forgetting that the best part of drinking beer is the friends you're doing it with. Sexual preference, gender none of it matters! Will people start being fun again instead of whiny douches. #budlight #beer #Australia #ohnomyfeels
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kaey@kaey_rd·
Are you fucking kidding they’re 30 years old in full house???????? That’s how old I am?????? Am I old????? Am I meant to have 3 kids by now????? I’m having an existential crisis
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CactiChad
CactiChad@CactiChad·
@karaxgg I own "tinyasianpeen69" don't look into it just tell me if you want it
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kaey@kaey_rd·
anyone wanna gift me a battlenet username change now that im over using my real name again? 😂
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CactiChad
CactiChad@CactiChad·
@mcuban you really copping shit for an article written in 2014? Do people not realise that people grow and change to be better every year? #costplusdrugs
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CactiChad@CactiChad·
@karaxgg My wife asked the same thing in a different context...
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kaey@kaey_rd·
when tf did they get so small?
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CactiChad
CactiChad@CactiChad·
Can we stop this whole interviewing 6 times for a job thing? Like if I aces the phone interview and I don't look like a foot why do I need 3 consecutive additional interviews spread over 2 weeks? Just give me the job.
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CactiChad
CactiChad@CactiChad·
@karaxgg So you threw the tampon at him like a PokeBall?
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kaey@kaey_rd·
Just open-hand waved at a man, forgetting I had a tampon in my hand 🙃
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CactiChad
CactiChad@CactiChad·
@RoyalAustMint I'm wanting to start a new hobby converting some of our beautiful 1966 round 50c pieces into rings. Obviously I don't want to break any laws or anything. Can you confirm if there is a way to do this legally?
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CactiChad
CactiChad@CactiChad·
I don't know who needs to read this but, stop leaving valuables in cars then complaining when someone breaks in and steals your stuff.
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kaey@kaey_rd·
God I love fortnite so much that it’s ruined other games for me, can’t play COD or PUBG anymore because they feel so slow and clunky in comparison 😂
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CactiChad
CactiChad@CactiChad·
What is an "Azealia Banks" and why do people care about it?
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CactiChad@CactiChad·
@elonmusk Why not just visit the dealership and ask for the contact details of the owner of that specific registration number due to them causing an accident and fleeing the scene?
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Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Anyone recognize this person or car?
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Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Last night, car carrying lil X in LA was followed by crazy stalker (thinking it was me), who later blocked car from moving & climbed onto hood. Legal action is being taken against Sweeney & organizations who supported harm to my family.
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kaey@kaey_rd·
any chill OCE girl duos who play zero build fortnite and would be keen to squad with my duo sometimes? we are not terrible but there is definitely room for improvement 😂
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CactiChad
CactiChad@CactiChad·
@cinnamontoastk Every kid ages you around 10 years. This is a fact I can confirm with 2 of my own. With you having 4 that already adds 40 years. Ggwp
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CinnamonToastKen
CinnamonToastKen@cinnamontoastk·
I enjoy going to parties and meetings with younger creators. They're all talking about strategies and projects and are hungry for success. Cool to see where the space is going. But all that sounds like too much work to me.
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CactiChad
CactiChad@CactiChad·
@coinspot with digital surge going into administration just checking that Coinspot's still solid?
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CactiChad
CactiChad@CactiChad·
@karaxgg Legit makes me think of the "glass drinking straws" on wish. Crack pipes. They're crack pipes wish.
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kaey@kaey_rd·
Uhhhhhh
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CactiChad
CactiChad@CactiChad·
@yoyoel I find it amusing the very people complaining about identity verification on Twitter are the same ones who will blame Twitter when someone is blatantly impersonating them and ruining their brand.
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CactiChad
CactiChad@CactiChad·
@AlexTurnerCohen just read your article about the shonky builder in Sydney who ruined that poor ladies house. Look into abrs.gov.au you'll find that in an effort to crack down on phoenix activities directors are required to apply for a director I'd before Nov 30
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