Cletus Van Damme

We all know what this copypasta means on Canadian job postings. The brain-fucking part isn't really the discrimination, it's the Celebration Parallax: it's not happening (you crazy), and it's Good that it is

do men realize a lot of them have bpd as well and it’s not just a girl thing. lol

I prosecuted in a very heavily White area. Jury trials aren't only failing because of ethnic tribalism. They're failing in large part because a jury's expectation of evidence is cartoonishly high, completely divorced from reality. They expect *everything* to be on video nowadays. They're also failing because juries are more prone to nullification than ever before. Not for any principled reason, such as believe the crime was just, but that they simply don't trust the state to charge and punish people properly and/or they don't care. E.g., I've had DUI cases where someone who was OBVIOUSLY guilty was acquitted. Multiple. In one of them I spoke to the jury afterward and they flat out told me "All the evidence was there." They just felt bad for the defendant and wanted to go home. They're also failing because judges and statutes are more pro-criminal than ever before. Judge Example: In a prosecution for DV Assault, I was prohibited from introducing evidence the Defendant having assaulted the victim previously, despite the fact the law in our jurisdiction explicitly allows for this, because the judge felt it was "too prejudicial." (Btw, this Defendant testified and confessed to every single element on the stand and the jury still returned a verdict of Not Guilty.) Statute Example: I prosecuted a woman for stealing $400,000. By law, I could not even ask for jail time because it was her first offense. The Judge had no power to grant a sentence of jail time. If you try to break the collapse of the justice system down to being only an ethnic/tribal thing, you're going to fail, because that's not anywhere near the only issue.

really ugly how many people are reflexively anti-boy soo many FAMILY MEMBERS keep saying “you’re lucky to have a daughter, boys are so difficult, it’s so boring raising a boy”. they have sons!

This is just the evil attempting to leave their bodies and some have a lot more than others 🤍

frauen sondern unironisch säure ab und die sollen als die guten gelten??

Most of Boston was built on land that didn’t exist in 1630

"Red Lobster to bring back endless shrimp that brought it to bankruptcy," per Bloomberg

Picture this: you're half-asleep on a Lufthansa flight when the cabin lights suddenly flip on. Turns out a big orange cat had escaped its carrier and decided to go exploring. Passengers stayed super quiet, flight attendants grabbed flashlights at first, and everyone teamed up to gently catch the fluffy escape artist without freaking it out. In the end, the cat was safe and the whole cabin handled it like pros.

every thriller book is called “the other woman never lied.” every feminist book is called “doggystyle: outbursts.” every lit-fic book is called “the 14 delightful fortnights of dorothy dopple.” and every romantasy book is called “flood of bones” or “a court of scars and blades.”