Life is Awesome

Ruto and Gachagua will share a podium tomorrow in Ol Kalou 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dawg, this is Githurai 😭

Oguda has been wailing for 2 days straight after Wamunyoro said wana bweka bweka kama mutina. Professional mourners have promised to punish Murima people by voting for Ruto, the same man who called them wapumbavu and watu wa kung'oa relii. Mumus Everywhere ayaaam telling you.

MY CLUB ❤️🔴

My boy Mutwiri alioa akauza SG5 Fozzy akanunua vanguard 7 seater na akatu cut off sisi marafiki wake tumemjua since 2008.Fear women

On Friday there's going to be drama at the burial of the late Ol-Kalou MP David Njuguna, as Ruto is expected to attend. Gachagua has declared that he will also attend & will not allow anyone to block his access to the venue. It is also said that Uhuru will most likely attend the burial. Ours will be just eyes.👀

What's your take on this?

Si mnajua Nottingham forest iko na UCL? Regardless of the year

"apply for my mentorship program"

@NCBABankKenya mnipe ata chance basi I volunteer. An environment where I can grow and sharpen my skills.

@JaredoumaA Ni huko yamune university?

What is your worst experience with any lecturer ukiwa campus? Tukiwa 4th year, second semester kulikuwa na lecturer. Alikuwa anatufundisha two units. Sasa kuna boys alikuwa na dem apo then lecturer akajaribu kumkatia. Dem alikataa. After results, dem na huyo boy waliuma retake.

@RodgersKipembe Okay 😅

No one will riot if Gachagua is arrested. His supporters are superficial and merely encourage him toward his own downfall.

@mbiti_mwondi Doc, weka namba leo nkuwekee coz umesema ukweli

This is my type of woman by the way,beautiful with a nice sexy tattoo and beautiful hair, I want a woman who drinks a soft champagne something like Moet,smokes her vape,dances her soul out and still drive me home after leaving hello Jua at Sunday 10am then we waste our Sunday lazying in the house playing chess,some mnyanduano,Netflix and chill,slow drives to nowhere etc then Monday we go back to looking for coins to fund our lifestyle. Last time I dated a woman who doesn’t drink or party nilioshwa mbayaa,very boring twisted human beings!

@Osama_otero Opposition Kuna njaaaa😅

Na Propesa walienda wapi?

@NCBABankKenya I have always wanted to work with you. Let's make it happen

It didn't have to end like this.. 🤬

Helmets up for Gustavo 💔 😭 🕊️

Editing skills ziko chini ajab

🍀 91 appearances ⚽ 13 goals Everyone at #CelticFC sends our very best wishes to Victor Wanyama following his retirement!

@chapatimistress Hio ni inclusive of happy ending?

Nakuanga very affordable, last gig i did with 15k only, for 30 chapatis, nikuje lini? 🥹