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@Calvindotcom

by Night.

Michigan, USA เข้าร่วม Haziran 2011
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Your daily dose of serotonin. Recap from last nights, “All City Reunion.”
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Sandwiches over $12 should come with fries
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It’s always some random person on IG telling me to not give up lol leave me alone
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I just hate vlogs. I have grown to hate it though
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Gonna start bringing my camera with me on bike rides. Missed taking photos recently
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My dog broke my vase with his tail cause he had the zoomies!!! Accidents happen but now I don’t have a vase for my flower 🥬
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I’m a nasty mother fricker still picking my scabs at this ripe age
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Best thing you can do for yourself as an adult, is learn to cook! Nothing more liberating than grabbing ingredients with a general gameplan than just executing!
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I need these phases of pitying myself and self loathing to recharge my turn up meter. Then I can return as a contributing member of society and to my network
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New challenge for the week, unless necessary (grocery shopping, emergency travel etc) I will not be driving my car the rest of the week
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Missed biking to work, time to retire the car keys for a while
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Bike commute to work szn, finally it’s cool enough
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If you ever lost the shaker thing in your shaker bottle, a great substitute is an ice cube!
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When someone is selling something and they say, “it wont last long at this price” trust me they are still overcharging you
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Why do ppl get into political debates knowing they are uneducated on many matters they support? Serious question
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Fuck i havent been on a rollercoaster in forever i might hit Michigan’s Adventure just to feel something!!
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Rampage learning Vietnamese is the funniest shit ive ever seen
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I get how a Deep Fried Oreo sounds. But plz don’t come in here telling me they’re gross. They simply are not, they are fucking delicious. Bad FOR you 1000%, but if its this good for your soul how bad can it really be???
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Im done wishing ppl happy birthdays only cause i dont want ppl to return the energy
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Pistons Talk
Pistons Talk@Pistons__Talk·
Jeff Teague on playing Jaden Ivey I was like, "He can't guard me." He came down so fast, swung. I was like, "Yeah, I'm cooked." I went home thinking about that.“ Via @club520podcast
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