candi carpenter

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Ascension Millennium walked so that Brat could run

sleep > falling asleep

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I feel honored 🖤 Thank you Bee!

@KarleeSmith13 No but perhaps I should ☺️

@CandiCarpenter wow have you been watching the new Percy Jackson series because i think you would relate to it

In the 9th grade I got in big trouble for being “sarcastic” and “impertinent,” because when the teacher was talking to us about Sylvia Plath, I thought she said “Saliva Bath,” and that's what I wrote down on the assignment that I turned in for a grade. 🙃

@kalieshorr this gives me so much hope

Taylor Swift is such a hard worker and clearly type A so it’s wild to realize that there’s no way she’s a morning person. Girly pop exclusively seems to have fights between midnight and 2am which means she’s not falling asleep til 4 and not getting out of bed til AT LEAST 10am

what would you like to hear on the seasonal depression playlist? comment below (and also I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize for my personality and that dad joke at the end of this video) ❄️

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@kalieshorr HAHAHAHAHA

my best friend just said “I feel like you’re the kind of person who could marry a very rich husband who emotionally neglects you and absolutely thrive” and… they’re right

Snoop Dogg said “drop it like it’s hot” so I guess I’m like… super hot

@a_hipster_sax Thank you so much ☺️

what if the rapture DID happen a couple of days ago and everyone was left behind because everybody sucks?

I hear the rapture is supposed to be tomorrow. See y’all in hell 😇

@BeeADelores Josh and Poe are twins 🖤

@lorieliebig My deepest condolences to you and your family

I haven’t emailed you back or responded to messages because I’m in Missouri with family. Rest in peace Grandma 🖤 polandthompson.com/memorials/kate…

is Twitter called X now because we're all breaking up with it?

@lucybluofficial I mean how much wisdom do you really need for running?

I'm getting a Wisdom tooth out two days before I run race for life. I'll be fine right? Right? 😩