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@CaptTouchback

I make a lot of money ruling the NFL. I enjoy watching great athletes take a knee in the endzone. This is a parody account. Follow me or I will fine you.

Fancy office in New York City เข้าร่วม Eylül 2011
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First NFL coach to be fired?
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Not to just state the obvious.
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25 minutes into the game. #Houston has scored 26 points. Is that bad? That seems kinda bad.
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Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
“You see those trees way over there? That’s where I like to hit the ball whenever I’m leading the Masters.”
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Meth labs are burning outside double wides throughout northeast Florida right now.
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It usually requires a government program to mismanage over $20 million like #Kentucky has this year.
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Is Steve Lappas just sitting there with a ranking of shot blockers reading it off?
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My son told me he has to pick his walk up music for this high school baseball season (I didn’t realize they still did this in HS😂) So…. give me your best suggestions for walk up songs. ⚾️
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Not that these guys add much in the way of analysis, but we are in the middle of the first weekend of the #NCAATournament and the numbskulls at CBS are playing a “name the mascot” game. It’s ok…we just had an 11 beat a 3. Nothing to see here. #BeBetter
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@JohnnyLCKai How long did you have to search to find a photo of J Lo that was that bad? Banks is awesome but J Lo is a unicorn.
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Johnny Lawrence
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👯‍♀️ Welcome to #JohnnyLawrence #BattleoftheBabes Part 3🔥🍺👯‍♀️ We’ve got 64 ALL NEW ladies from entertainment throughout history in one tournament and you decide who is the winner 🏆 🚨Remember to vote in the poll in this thread and share this so we get your friends involved and grow the dojo🚨 (#23 Seed) Elizabeth Banks VS (#42 Seed) Jennifer Lopez #Follow #Share #Vote #Babes #Tournament #Poll #ElizabethBanks #JenniferLopez #Women #Actress #Models #Repost
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