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Since 92 I’ve wondered, “what if he missed?”

This game is so bad, I just sold the rest of my PENN stock out of utter disgust. Congrats to the Fighting Illini. G’night, @TheClemReport and @CaptainCons … Well get ‘em next year, boys. #ExperianBoostOrBust

In the word of #experianboostorbust all but 1 will bust @upennbarstool will not be that 1 It was a pleasure @LargeBarstool @TheClemReport I think next year we avoid the small smart kids

I may have overestimated the UPenn Men’s Basketball team. @TheClemReport and @CaptainCons … Can one of you please wake me if they go on a run? This is painful to watch. One shining moment, my ass. #ExperianBoostOrBust

stay positive #experianboostorbust

@redsteeze best one yet

Marco Rubio doing what he has to do to save The Bachelorette

@LargeBarstool they got them quaking in their sneakers some might say #experianboostorbust

Down 10 at half is EXACTLY where a team like Penn wants to be. Wear them down, wait for them to get cocky, and then BAM!… Quakers win. #playbook #ExperianBoostOrBust

@colinmac80 sure but I am talking about the homes with young kids, which also exist

@CaptainCons They’re saying most people with driveways are old people without young kids, and and that young families can’t afford to buy homes with driveways

to the "people can't afford houses crowd" I am talking about seeing homes with no hoops that people already own and live in so I don't understand

Massive bucket going into half from the smart kids @upennbarstool #experianboostorbust

Dave Portnoy, Big Cat, and Co are Live for Day 1 of the Tourney x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

smart kids love to hustle @upennbarstool #experianboostorbust

@DannyJConrad Dante being in Mexico to (presumably) drink, eat, and celebrate a birthday but earnestly saying it's not a vacation is something I can't wrap my head around

“I’m not on vacation idiot, I’m at a birthday party in Mexico.” Am I being abnormally gaslit or am I just poor?

Quakers showing a lot of heart, lot of hustle. To be expected from the smart kids @upennbarstool #experianboostorbust

Am I about to have Cole Hauser at my tailgate?

Looks like we drafted the bad boys of Barstool Twitter @BarstoolPenn #ExperianBoostOrBust

great to see Mintz finally catch a break #ExperianBoostorBust

alright Quakers, time to make it worth it to keep @TheClemReport and @LargeBarstool up past their bedtime @upennbarstool #ExperianBoostorBust

@TheClemReport we are SO FAR removed from the days of showing up to Saloon at noon and still there at 9:25p #ExperianBoostorBust

Wish I knew Penn had the 9:25 pm tip before I drafted them #ExperianBoostOrBust #Old #Washed

Final moments before tipoff, and I’d like to give this rose to the Quakers of @upennbarstool as they prepare to topple the University of Illinois. Best of luck, fellas. #ExperianBoostOrBust