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Carl Bateman

@CarlBateman

Creative Coder for hire--mostly web stuff. ex @IBM Be kind. Be patient. Be calm. Don't let the bastards grind you down. https://t.co/u94P7wQVqI

London and Brighton เข้าร่วม Mart 2012
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Dad Jokes@Dadsaysjokes·
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Neil Findlay
Neil Findlay@Neilsocialist·
Royal Mail privatisation - failed Electricity privatisation - failed Gas privatisation - failed Water privatisation - failed Rail privatisation- failed Steel privatisation - failed
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Zack Polanski
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Countless Iranians have died. UK bases being targeted. Energy bills will skyrocket. The British people are against the UK involvement in this war. A vote in Parliament is needed now and it's what Starmer promised when running for leader and pretending he was progressive.
Kevin Schofield@KevinASchofield

Green Party leader Zack Polanski, on Steve Reed ruling out a Commons vote on the war, tells HuffPost UK: "Steve Reed and this Labour Government is gaslighting the nation." huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/labour-m…

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Count Binface
Count Binface@CountBinface·
I see Question Time has reached its inevitable endgame. It was bound to happen.
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Mike Dailly™ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇵🇸💙🌱
This is a bloody joke, NOTHING to the US and Israel about the bombing and murdering of civilians in IRAN, but wags the finger at their reponses. Scotland once again being dragged into an illegal war.
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PHD Comics
PHD Comics@PHDcomics·
The Bob Ross Effect
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GP1@gpchatbot·
@JackWDart Yes they are, but no, they haven't. I'm old enough to remember the worst of the worst of the worst.
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Jack Dart
Jack Dart@JackWDart·
The media has convinced you that Keir Starmer is the worst Prime Minister in history. They're lying to you.
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Natural Philosophy
Natural Philosophy@Naturalphilosy·
“Practice any art… no matter how well or badly, not to get money and fame, but to experience becoming, to find out what's inside you, to make your soul grow.” - McKellen reciting Vonnegut
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Is this a 3D model?
Is this a 3D model?@IsThisA3DModel·
no you didn't because it's not 3D and you didn't create any of it.
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Militant Centrist
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Terrible Maps
Terrible Maps@TerribleMaps·
The most spoken language in each London borough
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Marcus Pittman
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Every creative person I know that has embraced AI as a tool for their art has produced more content this month than all of last year. A true creative individual sees AI and feels completely empowered. They feel like the entire world has opened up to them. But a lot of self professed creative people, who have been grifting as creatives for decades, are about to be exposed as frauds who and pretenders who only know how to work within the politics of the current system. They will sit down before the greatest tool for creativity the world has ever known and not have a single idea how to use it or what story to tell. Pay attention to what is happening and who rejects the gift, and who embraces it.
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I’m still yet to find a Reform MP (or representative) who isn’t a colossal twat The way they act in every public/TV appearance is utterly detestable There’s never any warmth or charm or humour or facts - just fury, hatred, arrogance and stupidity #newsnight
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