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RETWEET if you stand with Jimmy Kimmel!

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@ImperialSeed Happy birthday Cuz! 🍺

Please join us in wishing a very Happy Birthday to this awesome guy! 🥳 Happy Birthday, Kurt! We hope you have a fantastic weekend celebrating another trip around the sun. 🎉

Saw this on Linked In…powerful…. We will never forget. "Dear 77,301,997 Americans who voted for Trump, Being Canadian has never been about shouting the loudest. We don’t pound our chests or demand attention. We are sometimes like the quiet kid on the playground, just wanting to get along with others. We hold doors, say sorry even when it’s not our fault, and shovel our neighbour’s driveway just because it’s the right thing to do. We believe in fairness, decency, and looking out for one another. We are the world’s greatest neighbour… and yes, our spelling is the correct one. We show up. In the words of our Prime Minister on Saturday night, “from the beaches of Normandy to the mountains of the Korean Peninsula, from the fields of Flanders to the streets of Kandahar, we have fought and died alongside you during your darkest hours. During the summer of 2005, when Hurricane Katrina ravaged your great city of New Orleans, or mere weeks ago, when we sent water bombers to tackle the wildfires in California, and during the day the world stood still — Sept. 11, 2001 — when we provided refuge to stranded passengers and planes, we were always there, standing with you”. And yet, here we are – watching your president, a man who built his legacy on bullying, turn his sights on us. He mocks us, belittles us, and treats us like some inconvenience rather than the ally who has stood by you through thick and thin. It’s easy to mistake our politeness for passivity, or our kindness for weakness. But here’s the thing about the quiet kid on the playground: push that kid far enough, and that kid pushes back. Canada has never needed to boast about its strength. We just prove it. On battlefields. In boardrooms. On the ice. So, if you think you can push us around and take us for granted – think again. You think we will become your “cherished 51st state” – think again. Underestimate us… that will be fun. Because the quiet kid? The quiet kid remembers. And when the quiet kid finally stands up, the whole playground takes notice. Now we are pissed. Sincerely, Canada"

The Globe and Mail

‘Canadians have no freedom!’ As a Canadian I’ve never been dragged by strange men from a public town hall so there’s that

Looks like we’re getting an 11th province.

@TheRyanHamilton @amyrensby We colloquially call them Canadian Cobra Chickens!

@amyrensby Haha!

I seem to be making a lot of new Canadian friends! 🇨🇦 Hello from Texas! I’m glad we can agree on how shitty of a person Greg Abbott is! 😉✊🏻😂 PS. Do you find this image hilariously awesome? Or offensive? #Canada

Okay, this is funny.

@TrueEager I think we should shut the power off 5 minutes to kick-off for the SuperBowl

165 Canadians died for America in Afghanistan. We spent over $20B. Why? To defend you, our ally, on the invocation of NATO Article 5. Now America slaps us with a depression-threatening trade war and threats of annexation. Unappreciative, disgraceful. We won’t forget.

@Make_It_Right Kitchen, hands down.

If I gave you 20k to fix your house, where would you put it?

@InvestigatorCps F*

@InvestigatorCps Yuck yes.

If you say: Yₒᵤᵣ bₒdy. ₘy cₕₒᵢcₑ. in my presence, be prepared to pick up your teeth with broken fingers.

@ChrisDJackson That was beautiful, fitting and well deserved of the man @JoeBiden probes himself to be every day. Godspeed Mr. President, the world is in your debt.

🚨 BREAKING: Hunter Biden releases statement on President Biden's decision: “For my entire life, I’ve looked at my dad in awe.  How could he suffer so much heartache and yet give so much of whatever remained of his heart to others? “Not only in the policies he passed, but in the individual lives he’s touched.   “Over a life time I have witnessed him absorb the pain of countless everyday Americans who he’s given his personal phone number to, because he wanted them to call him when they were hurting. When their last hopes were slipping through their hands. “That unconditional love has been his North Star as a President, and as a parent.  He is unique in public life today, in that there is no distance between Joe Biden the man and Joe Biden the public servant of the last 54 years. “I’m so lucky every night I get to tell him I love him, and to thank him.  I ask all Americans to join me tonight in doing the same.   “Thank you, Mr. President.  I love you, Dad.

@thejackhopkins @donkoclock @maddow @MSNBC *fallen

@thejackhopkins @donkoclock @maddow She'll care when her marriage to Susan gets wiped. Sadly it will be too late. It makes me sick where @msnbc had fat

Even @maddow has purchased a ticket on the “Let’s talk about why Biden needs to go” train. Jesus Christ.