🚙Carson☀️

@sadcapsposts That apparently did not translate to me or others who replied. Fans get gatekeepy a lot, jokes like these are really easy to take as serious in today’s fandom culture. Sorry🙃🙃🙃

@Carson0324 im not being serious omfg 😭😭

*OFFICIAL NOTICE* in order to become a fan of the washington capitals moving forward you need to be able to: A) tell me what the young guns are B) recite john walton’s stanley cup winning announcement on site C) tell me who scored the GWG in 2009 and against what team

If this is a major, I’m gonna lose it. #ALLCAPS #FreeTomWilson

“they/them pronouns are confusing” my brother in christ what is goaltender interference

Ovi hatty watch and a Dewey scrap??? #ALLCAPS

Might be the worst call of the season, jumped, hit the numbers, blindside into the boards #ALLCAPS

That was a truly BS call or as Joe would say BRAVO SIERRA #AllCaps

cuban doctors told me they have to sew up patients mid surgery when the generators run out of gas but maga on here are too busy lying about the ppl that went out to cuba w aid to turn everything into a distractive spectacle. pure maga propaganda. you’re cattle if you fall for it.

Hearing “They should consider declining the power play,” and it’s not about the Caps is a new feeling. #ALLCAPS

Me tonight as we try to beat the Flyers #ALLCAPS

What a friggin disaster.

@Lions Why are y’all making me cry over this again?!?!?

Thank you, D-Mo 💙

This doesn’t make me scared that Iran is going to bomb me it makes me scared the US is going to bomb me and blame it on Iran

I’ll start breathing again #ALLCAPS

losing an hour on international women’s day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar

@WashMystics I hope y’all are watching Cotie McMahon at Ole Miss, because I’d love to see her in a Mystics jersey!

oh chris patrick YOU 🫵 are going to hell

3 P.M. cannot come soon enough 💔 #AllCaps #nhltradedealine

Fact check: The total for meals was actually $801,000, not $1 million. That total is for all home games over three years, AND includes money spent for meals outside of Ravens games, including office parties, events and even funerals. The money was spent only at local restaurants. Mayor Scott has reduced crime in Baltimore by 60%. Give the man his damn crab legs and stop lying on him.

Tom Wilson on the verge of tears talking about John Carlson. Said the Caps with No. 74 is all he’s known. “There's certain guys in the locker room that are just kind of a North Star… everyone in this room is proud to be a Capital, and Johnny emphasized that.”