@TheCatholicEngr @Gudabeg Respect, but this feels like when my parents told me to reach back out to a woman who ghosted me to show that I'm really interested: we're not really supposed to do that anymore.
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Catholic Goblin
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Catholic Goblin
@CatholicGoblin
“Each day we are becoming a creature of splendid glory or a gross goblin.” - Mostly C.S. Lewis
เข้าร่วม Ekim 2019
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@Gudabeg Girls aren't aware of that rule. She's expecting you to message again
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Pssst
If a girl on Catholic Match "views" your profile, that's her shooting her shot.
Think of it like giving you a wink from across the room. She already knows what you look like from your profile picture. That she clicked on your profile to learn more about you means you passed her attraction threshold.
A "like" is too forward and girls like to be discreet in showing their feelings. They fear rejection more than you.
I'm giving you insane ball knowledge here. Proceed with caution.
Moonshiner Monk@MoonshinerMonk
Oh is that so? Behold, the modern Catholic Dating App:
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One of my husband’s greenest flags is that when we watched breaking bad he felt bad for Skylar (at the end) and thought Walt was a psychopath
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@allie__voss Attractive people notoriously struggle to succeed professionally
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I’m not saying this never happens
But 9 out of 10 of these dynamics are just the girl being a self-proclaimed “office siren” and not being able to navigate professional situations or dress codes
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being pretty in a workplace filled with average looking ppl will get u crucified
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@Zeliedating Mods whose only job is to tell you your profile makes you seem weird and where to get better photos taken.
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What's missing in Catholic dating apps that could make them better?
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@athabaskanelite If every month you walked down the street to dump $29.95 into the nearest storm drain, it would give you a better chance of finding a faithful partner than CatholicMatch.
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The most perverse thing a young, married Catholic within five years of my age has ever said to me is that I probably shouldn't be looking for a gf if I don't have the money to pay for a Catholic Match subscription.
We are just a fundamentally broken people at every turn.
Moonshiner Monk@MoonshinerMonk
Oh is that so? Behold, the modern Catholic Dating App:
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@Anonkun80564929 @countmaculad Jesus points out that even before the new covenant no one was going to let their donkey die in a ditch if they fell in on the sabbath.
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@countmaculad Whats the word on christians that have to work sunday to keep their job? Example: junior postal workers are asked to deliver packages on sundays in the mornings. Seems unavoidable for most people not doing a standard 9-5.
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@OT3_Mix @clytemnests7et You might like "The Rye in the Catcher". Its about a guy who just wants to complain about a book he just read but nobody will listen because they've all just been molested.
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@clytemnests7et And he was. Just a whole book of "woe is me." Doing everything excpet just going home
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grown woman with kids who claims to be a literary fiction writer with a master’s in psychology: Did anyone else think this depressed sexually abused teenager was, like, totally annoying and insufferable? 💅☕️
maddie rune🪰@themaddierune
Catcher in the Rye is a book about a deeply annoying teenager that adults decided was profound because they forgot what teenagers are actually like. Holden Caulfield would be insufferable on social media and we would all mute him immediately.
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@justabloodygame The fact that so many people hate Holden proves the book's point. At worst Holden is an annoying slacker and his life has been filled with tragedy he's incapable of processing, but he's inarticulate and the worst thing you can be is boring.
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You are allowed to like--or not--any book that you want, for whatever reasons that you want, but if your main argument against a book you dislike are the character flaws of its protagonist, I encourage you to consider if that was not perhaps the author's intent.
maddie rune🪰@themaddierune
Catcher in the Rye is a book about a deeply annoying teenager that adults decided was profound because they forgot what teenagers are actually like. Holden Caulfield would be insufferable on social media and we would all mute him immediately.
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@BizMunny @growing_daniel @Muricaenjoyer And if it is good to confess your sins to a third party, it makes sense for them to be educated on morality, to be invested in your wellbeing, and to be bound to an oath to not tell others all of your secrets.
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@BizMunny @growing_daniel @Muricaenjoyer Confessing your sins to a person makes you articulate what you did wrong and why. It is God and the people you've wrong you ultimately need to answer to, but talking to a third party adds the external element to the conversation with God.
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If you ask ChatGPT how to do confession and go and do it the priest won’t know and you can microdose being Catholic
Κασσάνδρα 🇻🇦🇨🇦🇺🇸🇮🇷🇺🇦@CassyIsCatholic
Are the non-Catholics ok????
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@facetedcarapace Socially concious people who cannot support Starbuck's union busting. Also men whose proclivities have gotten them a nationwide ban from starbucks.
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I gotta be honest I do not understand these places. Even if you found the experience arousing instead of awkward, why on earth do you want to be aroused in your car in the middle of the day. Are guys heading into work fully bricked up like what is the appeal here.
California Post@californiapost
Inside LA's first bikini coffee shop - as baristas reveal how many 'weirdos' show up trib.al/sCRSyzd
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@jarvis_best If Jarvis ever predicts the sun will rise in the morning, I will walk out of work and tell everyone I know how much I love them
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She’s ruined the Knicks season.
SportsCenter@SportsCenter
Taylor Swift came to watch the NBA Finals 🔥 Knicks-Spurs at 8:30 ET on ABC 🍿
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@emilykmay If you start listening to the Lumineers on Spotify long enough you'll start getting lyrics like "we don't need to bear the weight of the world on our shoulders, just reach your fragile hands up to the moon" and unironically feel happier than you have in a decade.
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give me stomp clamp music and cringe until i die.
Leah Greenberg says NO KINGS ❌👑@Leahgreenb
that's it, I've had enough of millennial slander. pockets in dresses are good, drinking out of mason jars is fun, side parts look nicer on most women, "Home" is a delightful song. everyone knock it off
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@hotdamhistorian You're probably smarter than most. The language isn't bad but there are a lot of cultural norms that have to be inferred. I don't think I could have read Mansfield Park as a teenager without background knowledge.
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i read pride and prejudice when i was sixteen...
Dr Vicki Bier@BierVicki
@shaydeofgold Jane Austen esp is incomprehensible to teenagers
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@leahetc_ I can understand why. Their shitty team finally won something but because a celebrity was there, the entire state is acting like it was 9/12.
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just a reminder that haim have a song where they explicitly state they tried living in new york and did not like it
Frazier Tharpe II@The_SummerMan
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@AlsikkanTV The puns being bad is the point. Does the East Coast not have sangria aunts or do wasps just hate anyone that seems happy?
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You would not catch me at 2 billion dollars wearing a pun as bad as this
Frazier Tharpe II@The_SummerMan
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@hntrgurl13 Even before benefits teacher's make well above the national average.
Also, if american teacher's do so much for their students, why can only half of them read? We spend more money on education per student than Sweden and they're crushing us.
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As a teacher, I’m literally not paid enough for this bullshit. TM was probably a dickhead student and now he’s a dickhead adult. Teachers do SO MUCH for their students and we get shit like this from people who think they’re better than us. Fuck you, man.
Variety@Variety
Tracy Morgan says he “can’t stand teachers” because “they have a limit... that’s all they’re ever going to be.” Stream the full #ActorsOnActors episode now on the CNN app: cnn.com/videos/title-2…
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@KirkWrites79 Yeah, but he had to work with Alec Baldwin for seven seasons. That's not only worse, it's statistically more dangerous.
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This is nasty. A lot of comedians are awful people. Teachers don't make minimum wage. They are underpaid and have to deal with bad kids and dumb ass parents like him.
Variety@Variety
Tracy Morgan says he “can’t stand teachers” because “they have a limit... that’s all they’re ever going to be.” Stream the full #ActorsOnActors episode now on the CNN app: cnn.com/videos/title-2…
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@ASamantha @youdoingtoomuch I really like his parent's story. They were a comedy duo who were married for 61 years before she passed. It's funny listening to a guy who always plays the a-hole on TV talking about how brilliant his wife was.
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Separated and about to divorce and fell back in love during Covid lockdown coparenting. So cute.
Aokiji クザン 🇵🇸@DukeOfZamunda
Wait a minute, Ben Stiller is married to Marcia Brady?? 😂😂😂
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