Charlie Headcorn

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Brilliant! Ricky Gervais on Old-Fashioned Women vs. New Women “The Ones With Beards and C*cks” 🤣 “Women. Not all women. I mean the old-fashioned ones. The old-fashioned women. Oh God! You know, the ones with wombs. Those f*cking dinosaurs.” “I love the new women. They’re great, aren’t they? The new ones we’ve been seeing lately. The ones with beards and c*cks. They’re as good as gold. I love them.” “And now the old-fashioned ones go, ‘Ooh, they wanna use our toilets!’ ‘Why shouldn’t they?’ ‘For ladies!’ ‘They are ladies. Look at their PRONOUNS.’” “‘What about this person isn’t a lady?’ ‘Well, his p*nis.’ ‘HER p*nis, you f*cking bigot!’ ‘What if he r*pes me?’ ‘What if SHE r*pes you?’ ‘You f*cking TERF wh*re!’” Brilliant as always. Ricky fearlessly tackles the most sensitive subjects, exposing the sheer ridiculousness of it all with zero apologies, all while making the whole room cry laughing. Absolute legend. 😂