Charlie Lay

Sent my film to get developed for my thesis and called the place for an ETA because it's due end of the semester. They said chemicals are out but there's a shipment this week. Said they put my film at the front of the line and that they're all pushing for me. This is like a movie

Eating the powder microwave Mac and cheese I know this is a carcinogen.

I open an email and get such a high. Been getting emails for many years now and I’m always excited to get one. Even the spam ones! We are so lucky to have emails.

Saying something has Ghost Peppers in it used to mean something. You’d be scared of trying a bite. I just had “Ghost Pepper” chicken sandwich from @Popeyes and It wasn’t spicy at all!

My brain is either empty or so full of thoughts I want to explode

@haleyprivstory ?

@iwant2eatrocks Are you in Europe

10 o clock in the morning on a Tuesday and a lady just walked into the hardware store I work at double fisting beers

Big day for Clamp Fans (someone who is a fan of clamps)! I restocked the clamp aisle.

Told my dad I was going to Starbucks and he gave me a free drink coupon from 2006

Poe lovers, here’s a real treat

Being shown Ferris Bueller’s Day Off so young was detrimental to my education I learned how to act fake sick way too early.

I was interviewing with a dog kennel and they asked what my favorite type of dog was and I froze up and said “big and red ones”.

At the airport and just saw a guy go from reading the Wikipedia page for Genghis Khan to looking at nudes on Twitter

Just heard two people discussing how Will Ferrell is a better actor than Robin Williams and the movie they referenced to back it up was “Barbie”. It’s never been more over than it is now.

Why does everyone have the same car just in different colors in Europe

Football executive: we want a cool halftime show this year! Let’s get that man on roller skates!

@iwant2eatrocks 673 texts get a grip Josie

@metaplexmovies the life of a Miyazaki fan

I mean this in the least humble braggy way possible, but if my tweets blowing up annoys - me - with the amount of notice and comments they get, I can only imagine how it is for the rest of you. our brains were not designed to deal with this kind of attention lol

Getting live Golden Globe updates