Susie Carmichael

My mom just sent me this picture of me as a youngin, and there's never been a better way to describe the level of chill I've been my entire life.

lmaoooooooooooo—deep breath—oooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I’m going to my first 8.5 x 11 Thanksgiving and I’m terrified. Let me go put my seasoning and hot sauce in my tote bag. 😫

1. Forgiving everybody who hurt you. 2. Doordash and UberEats increasing the cost of food on the apps. 3. Uber increasing prices when your battery is low. 4. Taxes. Taxes. Taxes. 5. Health insurance not including vision and dental. 6. “Passive income”. 7. Working during the hours that dr’s offices are open. 8. HOAs. 9. Getting a mortgage with a company and they immediately sell it to another one. 10. Student loans just being sold over and over. 11. Those prepaid checks they send in the mail with the high interest rates. 12. Internet data caps. 13. College tuition increases. 14. Unpaid internships. 15. Claw toy machines at arcades. 16. Big companies asking customers for donations. 17. Expecting everybody to treat you like you would treat them. 18. The lottery. 19. The justice system.

@bbmusings1 Felicia within 5 minutes of finding out the secret

I'll take smaller & harder wheels for xmas cause baby girl wants to level up. 😩

@alyshasymone @JustineJoy312 Yeah honestly after Lib left(she's so sweet & bubbly), there's none else I care to see make it to the end.

bc who else @JustineJoy312

@notcapnamerica Bro can't describe how someone can speak in a feminine way but he wants her to speak in a feminine way. Colour me surprised. 😯

Today marks 9️⃣ years since we lost a fearless Challenger with the biggest heart, Diem Brown. She'll forever have a place in our hearts. ❤️ 🕊️ #DiemStrong

Lastly If you never saw your parent stressed out every time you passed them the packages slip then this tweet isn’t for you

My point is that school photos shouldn’t be considered a luxury It’s a milestone in your child’s life, they only experience it once… it should be captured and everyone should have access including low income I think the money aspect of everything is bullshit. As a country we’re already in debt so give the kids their pictures 😭

@kukla_reaper @itsyaboilasagna Part of the problem with chasing every parenting theory that comes around is that it takes a couple decades to find out what the actual effect is vs the theorized effect.

Calling this child sacrifice just shows how messed up and selfish some peoples views are. You should not give af about what someone else is doing with their body.

@alyshasymone I can teach you 😜🎷

i wish i learned how to play the saxophone. it’s such a beautiful instrument. i would love to just bless my neighbors ears with some sweet jazz

Arnold and Gerald walking to the baseball field ass music.