Chelsea

Why is it that we believe any negative comment about ourselves in a heartbeat but just can't believe any compliment we get could be true

It’s season 44 of Greys Anatomy

Not a single drop of water is getting past that bad boy.

my body is not a temple it is a midwest dive bar

play with death like i’m billy and mandy

Can someone please fix bacon packaging. There has to be a better way.

If you have an Amazon package delivered starting 7 December, go to your Alexa and say, “Alexa, thank my driver.” They get a $5 bonus, at no cost to you!

@MaudieLou5 @kingstaccz Underrated tweet

@kingstaccz Really ConYe

Me and Taylor swift had sex

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety >>>>

twitter is absolutely unhinged

@malRMdreier Welcome to being valued as a professional and a human being 🤍

@malRMdreier Facts facts facts. Can’t even remember what teacher tired is

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

“everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it” - my husband 😂

#love #CatsOfTwitter #catsofinstagram

Gotta be willing to miss out on shit for the bigger picture only you can see 🙇🏾‍♂️

ziprecruiter on crack it be like ⭐️great match ⭐️ and it be someone w no resume, no last name, answered no to my two required questions

Trynna get my shit together.. no room for distractions

Throwing up CRYNE @kpetrae