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Kirk Cousins' contract: $2.5M - WAS - 4 years $20M - WAS - 1 year $24M - WAS - 1 year $84M - MIN - 3 years $66M - MIN - 2 years $35M - MIN - 1 year $180M - ATL - 4 years $172M - LV - 5 years 1 playoff win. Generational Agent.

No debt Ideal weight 8 hours of sleep Mental health on track Right nutrition Zero Alcohol This was my peak I was 8

@worstdream25 @ZuluSixFour @dubbz8122017 @espn Only thing that gets u hard is twinkies and burgers fatty😂

@ZuluSixFour @dubbz8122017 @espn lol o’rich used google to claim homoerotic. I’m dead. Dude is so hard for LeBron he fails to see.

Just to get headlines huh? @espn “Historic” loss for LeBron But NOT LUKA and the Lakers? Everyone memory get selective when it’s a loss bc LeBron was the only aggressive player in this game. But the loss is on him. What a shitty fucking sports media network this is.

March 2026 Lakers we will never forget you

The Lakers during the playoffs this year 😭

@alexwisxm @WillTheSkillet2 @HoustonRockets Lukas gone Bro. this is exactly when Houston can take advantage of the Lakers

@WillTheSkillet2 @HoustonRockets You know zero ball if you want the Lakers first round lol. Lakeshow would be a matchup nightmare for you guys. Luka and Reaves would feast. 4-5 game series

Punching our ticket to the playoffs 🎟️

LeBron has had some brutal luck with key teammates going down at the worst possible times. 2015 Kevin Love Dislocated shoulder in the 1st Round vs. Boston. 2015 Kyrie Irving Fractured kneecap in Game 1 of the Finals vs. Golden State. 2018 Kevin Love Head injury / concussion issue in the East finals vs. Boston, after leaving Game 6 and then missing Game 7. 2021 Anthony Davis Groin injury in the 1st Round vs. Phoenix. 2026 Luka Doncic Left hamstring injury vs. OKC with the playoffs right around the corner. Just an awful pattern for a player who’s had more than his fair share of co-stars go down before or during the biggest moments. And now LeBron finds himself right back in the same situation he’s often been in, having to lead a team this time at 41 in Year 23. 💔 #lakeshow

2003-2010: Arguable worst start to a superstar’s career from a front office 2014: Big 3 washed and cooked with injuries 2015: Kyrie/Love Hurt 2017-2018: Jumped and Surrounded with garbage 2021-2026: Pe*inka, H*m, D*o, terrible rosters, injuries lingering every year in April

Jordan GOAT Disqualifiers Steroids Bald b4 30 Lost 3x in row to DET 1995 1-9 0 series wins w/out Pip 0 seasons over .500 w/out Pip 0 wins vs Bird 6 expansion teams frm 89-96 Quit career 3 times Needed Stern in 91 Rodman drove bus home in 96 Bulls won 55 w/out him Short 3pt line

Here’s Michael Jordan getting the same ‘soft’ calls people swear Shai Gilgeous Alexander invented.

"You take the plumber I'll take the ice cream truck driver."

JJ Barea never outscored LeBron in the regular season or the playoffs. Not 1 single time. Can't say the same about Kobe. This was an ELIMINATION GAME too. Yikes.

This how refs treat Dray after a tech

@Beez_4Real @JoJosephxgpl @BarryOnHere MJ only won in the weak expansion 90s with the most stacked defensive team of the decade where his biggest threat in 6 🏆= 12 pts a game Stockton & a pedo choke artist who impregnated a 13 yr old 😂 Bulls from 1991 - 1998 = 29 Wins above .500 without child molester MJ 💀

@JoJosephxgpl @BarryOnHere Exactly! Groupies don’t see that though they call it “player empowerment” 😂🤣😂😂no your favorite player is a bitch who took the easy way out & you groupies just followed him EVERYWHERE! Ask LeBron fans what’s their favorite team lmao

LeBron snatched his crown and he doesn't like it.

Bron really fw Timme man 😂😂😂

@Keibettt @ScorpioQueMann Just ignore the fact the refs made Wade untouchable in the 2006 finals with a historic 97 FTA in 6 games. Wade is such a winner that after the age of 24 he couldn't even win 2 playoff series the rest of his career in the weak east without Bron 😂

@ScorpioQueMann Wade taught that nigga how to win end of story nobody wanna hear that revisionist history, Wade was leading his team in the playoffs as a rookie without Bron and Shaq while Bron was at home watching. and he would’ve won another Finals MVP if yo boi ain’t get locked up by Jj barea

Wade ain’t teach this nigga how to win shit. Bro already had winning habits and played a team oriented style. Wade just got the fuq up and let Bron take that wheel. Yall let that bs series they gave Wade 95 FTs against the Mavs sucker yall.

The 2015 Cavs went 33-3 in the last 36 games LeBron-Kyrie-Love played together. 45-7 in their last 52 games together. Everybody thinks their favorite players/teams got robbed by injuries, but the 2015 Cavs had objective proof that they were historically great when whole. Kyrie & even Love being out in the Finals is one of the biggest asterisks in sports history.

Next time one them bozos complain about Lebron getting a patch on his jersey, just show em this:

Really don’t understand how they keep missing these. Like I really don’t.