Uncle Dadson

I was so fat when I was a kid that one time when I went to Winco with my mom I laid down in the bottom section under the cart where you put giant bags of charcoal and shit and I got stuck and the workers had to take my shirt off and lube me up with canola oil to get me out

He’s a literal fucking rapist man we don’t need to do this

Melanie and Aniya on Love Island

I was trying to use a straight razor to shave "down there" and ended up cutting my penis clean in half. So I'm going to be, maybe. 15 minutes late,

Never let someone tell you that your not good enough

this is like reverse 9/11

.@SourdeathSam on inside the NBA????

THE NEW YORK FUCKIN KNICKS

THE KNICKS???

The Knicks??

Damn man RIP Aldon Smith Horrible news. Get help if you need it y’all

@BamaMikeMonty Thanks man I agree it looks pretty good

@tokertim Nah, I have absolutely no problem with religion or people being proud of their Christianity. Notice that Bryce Eldridge just wears that on the regular rather than pulling some bullshit to be bigoted on a night celebrating a marginalized community like Roupp did

@ChicagoTrashBoy sure.. just get rid of the whole God sqaud

Guys making $30k a year when you say that becoming a trillionaire shouldn’t exist

@dieter Get his bum ass Dieter

Just don't wear the hat and actually stand on your beliefs. This song and dance is embarrassing.

To be abundantly clear, everyone should let this *stuff slide*, because if you want to be a bigot, that's 100 percent your right — unimpeachable. And it's everyone else's right to think so so so much less of you, in perpetuity, in response. x.com/DylanRoss/stat…

All these people on Love Island are freaks why are you crying over these people you’ve known for seven days lmfao

@sweetdarlingboy No dude it’s actually badass that he can bench press 90 with shitty form. It makes him qualified to beat up terrorists that Joe Biden would have pardoned. You wouldn’t get it dude you’re probably fucking woke.

why do we care if a guy who works at a desk can bench press? This shit is for babies.

Corbin’s game is so rancid bro he’s on De’Aaron Fox Game 4 shit right now #LoveIslandUSA

@billycubed @JomboyMedia

@JomboyMedia Worst broadcast duo in mlb history and it’s not close for second worst

Broadcaster requests that his broadcast partner takes off his pants if the batter hits a grand slam

TIMMY NO