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1 Jesus 2 Family 3 Arsenal ........ Dm if u need a clearing and forwarding agent... car dealer on the side.

Lagos,Nigeria เข้าร่วม Eylül 2011
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Sophia ❣️
Sophia ❣️@KeruboSk·
I booked a window seat months in advance. This lady walks up with her son and goes, “my son wants the window, can you move?” I said, “sure… where am I moving to?” She points to a middle seat. Between two grown men. No window and no legroom, I looked at her and said, “so you want me to give up the seat I planned and paid for… so your son can look at clouds?” She goes, “he’s really excited.” I said, “he’s about to be really resilient.” Like be serious. You had the same booking options I did. You saw the seat map. You saw the prices. You made a choice. Now suddenly I’m part of your parenting plan? I told her, “your son will survive not seeing clouds.” She looked at me like I just canceled his childhood. The entitlement is wild. People really think “no” is a personal attack. No, it’s just a boundary. Your poor planning is not my in-flight responsibility
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The Football Era
The Football Era@FootballEra_·
Haaland didn’t win aerial duels, he didn’t link the play, in fact the ball was bouncing off him, but guess what he did when got the decisive chance… yes, he put the ball at the back of the net. That’s the most important thing in football. Duels don’t win you games, goals do. Hope this helps
Ebuka@EbukaMeansGreat

Kai Havertz won nearly every Ariel duel today, held the ball up to get our attackers into the attack and even scored only to get bashed because of Gyokeres. How did you watch the game think Havertz was poor?

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Ebuka
Ebuka@EbukaMeansGreat·
Kai Havertz won nearly every Ariel duel today, held the ball up to get our attackers into the attack and even scored only to get bashed because of Gyokeres. How did you watch the game think Havertz was poor?
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Arsenal Fans games watched that game and said they didn't notice the effect of Odegaard and Havertz? Some people blind oh.
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Plateau Asian girl🌟
Plateau Asian girl🌟@CatiaKyen·
For the record, the youths arrested by the Nigerian Army and labeled as suspected bandits are actually the indigenous youths and vigilantes from our community. This is why we can't defend ourselves. Whenever our youths try to protect us, they get arrested and disarmed. Anytime this happens, the community faces attacks again, with many killed, because our defenders are locked up. These are not the real terrorists; they're still in the bushes and mountains planning their next attack, while the military, knowingly or unknowingly, helps them by disarming our people. The Nigerian Army should do a serious investigation and stop arresting our people whenever they try to defend their communities from terrorists! 🤲🏽
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Alhaji
Alhaji@yeankhar·
Let’s even leave peter Obi alone for a minute. He’s not that important, he might not even get his party’s ticket. As a nation, we should come together and ask ourselves what Tinubu has done to even open his mouth to ask for a second term. How has he made our lives better than what it was in 2022.
Hafeezah ❤️@Atilolahafeezah

On a scale of 100, how did Peter Obi do when he was a governor in Anambra state???

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SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬
SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬@n6oflife6·
Has anyone asked Why were the many Youths Arrested and Imprisoned in 2020 at #EndSars Venues all over Lagos not Rehabilitated and ReIntergrated back into Society Abi Is my Voice too Loud? 🧐😡🤷🏽‍♂️🇳🇬
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LE GROVE
LE GROVE@LeGrove·
Number 14 registered 0 attempts, 0 shots on target, 40 touches in 207 minutes against City this season. He's had 0 npg shots on target against top 8 in EPL this season. Kai had 30 touches, 5 shots, 2 on target, and a goal against City away. He totally transformed how we play. He occupied defenders, held the ball up, brought others into play, was dangerous in the air... everyone clearly trusts him. Give him Saka next week and we are going to be very good. Big chances need to go in. They didn't. I can forgive a volume striker missing chances (Haaland also missed chances today), I can't forgive 0 attempts, 0 on target game after game against semi-decent opposition. There's a new vision, and it's better.
RohanJivan@RohanJivanAFC

Ultimately the highlight reels will define Kai Havertz’ game today. And even though I disagree with it, that’s sadly how it is, since he should have scored at least one of them. But what I saw was a player who has clearly been trying to get back up to speed following an injury ridden year, since today was his first 90 of the season. And I saw a player who gave us a fighting chance by being a consistent out ball. Without him, we wouldn’t have even competed today.

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Uzumaki Tony
Uzumaki Tony@thearsfamily97·
I have almost no complaints with Arteta for this match (only arguable thing is the Eze sub) His coaching was good enough to secure a win or draw. The players did not actualise that. Same thing that happened vs PSG (both legs). We played well enough to qualify, but we didn't take our chances.
EBL@EBL2017

Arteta played a blinder today. No doubt. He showed up in every regard. Build-up solutions, open play solutions, pressing solutions… The only reason Arsenal suffered and had to defend deep at times/lacked ball possession was because of execution. Needed more from the players.

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EBL@EBL2017·
Arteta played a blinder today. No doubt. He showed up in every regard. Build-up solutions, open play solutions, pressing solutions… The only reason Arsenal suffered and had to defend deep at times/lacked ball possession was because of execution. Needed more from the players.
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NEFERTITI
NEFERTITI@firstladyship·
NBC was silent when Wike threatened he will shoot Seun of Channels TV. NBC was silent when Umahi called Rufai a small boy on air. NBC was silent when MC Oluomo threatened the Igbos with Iya Chukwudi in Lagos state. They were silent when a certain Sunday Igboho threatened Peter Obi & Atiku. They are silent when Asari threatens the Igbos. You cannot gag free speech & the media. IT WILL NOT HAPPEN
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RohanJivan
RohanJivan@RohanJivanAFC·
Ultimately the highlight reels will define Kai Havertz’ game today. And even though I disagree with it, that’s sadly how it is, since he should have scored at least one of them. But what I saw was a player who has clearly been trying to get back up to speed following an injury ridden year, since today was his first 90 of the season. And I saw a player who gave us a fighting chance by being a consistent out ball. Without him, we wouldn’t have even competed today.
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Footalyse
Footalyse@footalyse·
If that Havertz header goes in it caps off one of the best CF performances I’ve seen in a high stakes game. Instead, we’ll probably have to tolerate suggestions Gyokeres scores that or gets starved of such service. Ironically, his only contribution was to be beaten to a header by Bernardo Silva.
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Bielsista
Bielsista@pedroelchileno·
Odegaard and Havertz ARE the reason we were good today, able to fight, compete, press high and generate chances! Rather than sitting in our side shoving long balls and losing possession every 10 seconds. Our fan base is full of lunatics that can’t understand the most basic things of the game. Can you imagine how are season would have been if both where available more often and we were able to play how we normally play?? Use your brains people!
Eduardo Hagn@EduardoHagn

Ødegaard has to be sold this summer. You cannot be such a bystander in these games. Put your body on the line.

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ابو
ابو@MAA_Gunner·
The striker dilemma is such a headache. Havertz’s finishing is wack more often than not but he got more chances today than Gyökeres can dream of because his movement is on another planet to Gyökeres. If you find a player that moves like Havertz but finishes like Gyökeres, then you have the best striker in the world.
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Oge of Web3
Oge of Web3@official_QV·
During Mothering Sunday Mass today, the priest asked mothers to share what motherhood means to them. First woman grabbed the mic like she had been waiting all year. Three minutes. It was Beautiful, Emotional and Half the church was almost crying. Then she said “I want to specially appreciate my husband who has been my rock through everything.” The she Paused. “Baby stand up Let everybody see you.” Silence. “Papa Amanda Stand up.”!!! Her daughter whispered something but unfortunately the Mic was close to her 😂 “Daddy is outside, He said the mass is too long.” Everyone Laughed so hard.😂 Then she smiled and said “God is still working on him, Please clap for his potential.” The roof came off. Emeka walked in immediately carrying a meat pie with no idea what had happened. The whole church rose to their feet and started clapping. He thought it was a coincidence. Waved and sat down next to his wife. She smiled at him so sweetly. He will find out what that smile meant when they get home. 😂
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Matt Walsh
Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog·
Gay surrogacy and gay adoption are predicated on the idea that gay men (or women) have a “right” to become parents. This idea is not only morally insane but also logically incoherent. It’s exactly like jumping off a building and claiming that you have the right to fly. Nobody has the right to defy the laws of nature. Where would such a right even originate? Two men cannot be parents. It’s impossible. Doesn’t matter how they feel or what they want. It cannot be. The only “right” at issue here is the right of the child. And the child has a right to be raised by a mother and a father, not two men masquerading as mother and father.
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Dr Penking™
Dr Penking™@drpenking·
If you go to a Nigerian Bank to perform a transaction or fix a problem on your account but the queue is too long. Find a security camera inside the bank and sit directly opposite it. Stare at the camera for atleast 15 minutes . Make sure you are not distracted by anything. Don’t bring out your phone. Don’t stare at passersby. Don’t take off your gaze. Just keep staring directly at the camera with all your strength. Someone will come out from the managers office and ask how they can help you. Thank me later.
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Addo Showboy 😎 🇬🇭
They rape non-Muslim girls and force them to convert to Islam then marry them. When girls escape, Pakistan govt charges her with apostasy facing death. Anyone following a religion that says blasphemers and apostates should be killed are terrorists themselves.
Samantha Smith@SamanthaTaghoy

🚨URGENT: SAVE ADAN Adan is a Christian girl from Pakistan. She was kidnapped, raped, then forced to convert to Islam and marry her abductor. Adan is trying to escape. But she’s now facing execution as an ‘apostate’ under Sharia Law. This is life or death. We must save her.

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