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@ChrisBenedict

I like bowling, golf, softball, guitar, being in a band, and video games. I’ll do most of those things again in like 5 years when my kids are older.

เข้าร่วม Mart 2009
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c-bo franchise@ChrisBenedict·
Life pro tip: if you have to fart, try to do it while opening or closing a door. Then say “hmm.. I guess we should get some WD-Farty for this door...”. Your spouse or coworkers will love this joke.
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jorts 🇵🇸@ftmensch·
at thanksgiving my sister said she didn’t think i should talk about aliens this year, she was like i believe you but last time you were standing up while you were talking about them and everyone else was sitting down and i think people were scared
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Douggpound
Douggpound@douggpound·
Some baby name ideas for preggy folks: Gland Sniper Industrée Pliss Hamper Vest Pistol Survivor Likeael add yours below please
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ClickHole
ClickHole@ClickHole·
A Beautiful Tribute: This Woman Is Using An American Flag-Themed Disposable Napkin In Honor Of Her Country clickhole.com/a-beautiful-tr…
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doctor longcheese
doctor longcheese@seahorseradish·
the reproductive system is fascinating
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horse dentist
horse dentist@equine__dentist·
my gf leaves this in my enclosure so i can have some enrichment while she’s away
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Simpsons Quotes
Simpsons Quotes@Simpsons_tweets·
"But it was a contest for children!" "Yeah, and Homer beat their brains out!"
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Rajat Suresh
Rajat Suresh@rajat_suresh·
Husband: Hey babe, turn on HBO max wife: HBO max? You mean Max right? husband: Max? wife: Starting may 23rd hbo max is just Max husband: Just Max huh? I like the sound of that. is anything different? wife: No. Husband: I love you so much wife: i love you too
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Lambgoat
Lambgoat@lambgoat·
The Blood Brothers' 'Burn Piano Burn' was released on this day 20 years ago. March 18, 2003
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shirts that go hard
shirts that go hard@shirtsthtgohard·
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