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Life pro tip: if you have to fart, try to do it while opening or closing a door. Then say “hmm.. I guess we should get some WD-Farty for this door...”. Your spouse or coworkers will love this joke.

@laurenebenedict At this rate you and I should both have it exactly on Xmas morning

at thanksgiving my sister said she didn’t think i should talk about aliens this year, she was like i believe you but last time you were standing up while you were talking about them and everyone else was sitting down and i think people were scared

@laurenebenedict Which neighbor?

@laurenebenedict Nick Kramer?

Some baby name ideas for preggy folks: Gland Sniper Industrée Pliss Hamper Vest Pistol Survivor Likeael add yours below please

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A Beautiful Tribute: This Woman Is Using An American Flag-Themed Disposable Napkin In Honor Of Her Country clickhole.com/a-beautiful-tr…

the reproductive system is fascinating

my gf leaves this in my enclosure so i can have some enrichment while she’s away

"But it was a contest for children!" "Yeah, and Homer beat their brains out!"

Hey Vic “Fins Up!” From Atlantic City @VicBergerIV

Husband: Hey babe, turn on HBO max wife: HBO max? You mean Max right? husband: Max? wife: Starting may 23rd hbo max is just Max husband: Just Max huh? I like the sound of that. is anything different? wife: No. Husband: I love you so much wife: i love you too

The Blood Brothers' 'Burn Piano Burn' was released on this day 20 years ago. March 18, 2003

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Cute little endgame #fortnite