Ichabod Crane

@RepSwalwell I think you're going to have a hard time getting a job, dufus. I bet you couldn't even get hired as Cal Worthington's dog.

Hear it directly from me. These allegations are flat false. And I will fight them.

@anttsinc Properly train the first responder whose first response wasn't calling 911 IMMEDIATELY.

You call 911 you’re having chest pains! Ambulance get there it’s a gated community HOA president is standing in the front asking what dress they’re therefore with a booklet! Ambulance gives address she looks in her booklet. They owe $950 in HOA fees. You’re not allowed to go inside.

@5am1am_6 How about we just rate it a 0 on the "No Exist" scale and call it a day? I hate AI.

POV: You’re following your GPS and it tells you to go up this. 🛣️✨ ​Perspective is everything, but my anxiety says this is a "turn around and go home" situation. Rate this drive 1-10 on the "No Way" scale. 📈

@fred_guttenberg @ericswalwell Swallowswell's droppin' out tonight or tomorrow. OOPS.

🚨 Scott Presler just announced he will be going to Alaska to defeat Ranked Choice Voting and ADVANCE the Save America Act ❤️ Lisa Murkowski is having a very bad day. Do you firmly support Scott Presler on this? A. Huge Yes B. No

@CAgovernor @realDonaldTrump I'm pretty certain that you're the least self-aware person I've ever encountered, and ABSOLUTELY certain you're the reason I took my considerable assets to AZ. Your policies during covid ruined the state permanently. Most thinking people wish you'd flap your arms and fly away.🤡

By the way, these are state charges, which means @realDonaldTrump can't sell pardons to these guys like the dozens of fraudsters he's given clemency to. nytimes.com/2026/03/19/us/…

California is again leading the charge against large-scale identity theft and hospice fraud. Today, we're taking decisive action against 14 providers who tried using stolen identities to bill Medi-Cal for nonexistent hospice services.

California AG Rob Bonta just blamed Trump for the healthcare fraud in California. Good Lord, these people!

Yes but he won't. Once more we will be Charlie Brown running to kick the football and Lucy Thune is gonna screw us all. This is a guarantee from me: Thune loses the Senate and the House will ride his coattails to defeat as well. 1 more time the promise is yanked before the kick.

Should John Thune be removed as Senate Majority Leader?

@Nerdy_Addict Just keep him out of Navajo County.

I’m at the Pima County jail, where wait times for officers can stretch past two hours just to book a single suspect because the facility is under-resourced. In one case, a man had a warrant out of Benson, but Benson would not pick him up because they are also understaffed. So after police spent hours making the arrest, transporting him, and completing the paperwork, the man will later be released anyway because of staffing shortages.

@MOSSADil I'd rather they show us the tunnel complex WE ALL KNOW exists near that hilltop. Then I wish they'd fill it with TNT and woe to every building built to disguise it.

Aerial footage shows massive destruction in the village of Aita al-Shaab in southern Lebanon following Israeli strikes.

@AVillaraigosa How many people know you're really Tony Villar, one of the leaders of MEChA at UCLA in the 70s? How many people know what MEChA IS? Lastly, how many people know why you use "Villaraigosa" as your last name? You shouldn't do that. Bangin' that reporter lost that name for you.🤡

I’m very disappointed in Eric Swalwell. As more and more women come forward with sexual harassment allegations, Swalwell skipped town to avoid facing tough questions about these allegations.

After 80 years of mass murder, and today aggression in Iran, ethnic cleansing in Lebanon, genocide in Palestine, corruption of governments across the West, and the fielding of racist proxies to harass human rights defenders everywhere, no, Israel does not have “a right to exist” and does not have “a right to defend itself” anymore than Nazi Germany did. It must be isolated, weakened, defeated, and dismantled. The peace of the world and the rights of millions depend upon it.

I had a call with @OttawaPolice today. I was told if I don't delete my X posts where I say Mosques in Occupied Iran are hubs of terrorism and should be bombed, I would be charged under the Criminal Code of Canada. So I deleted my posts. Meanwhile, Mosques in Occupied Iran:

Bill Clinton: “Palestinians were offered a state on the entire West Bank and east Jerusalem as its capital. Israel accepted, but Palestinians refused. They did not care about a homeland for the Palestinians. All they wanted was to kill Israelis" This must be shared every day.

“TACO” is the dumbest shit I’ve heard Dems come up with yet.

This is a red line we cannot cross.

@maggiewise111 Foolish bullshit.

🙈 OMGosh …. We’ve Been Cooking Burgers Wrong 😑

@rosebeautyone That's a Sunday Morning Goin' Golfin' with 3 Buddies breakfast - in a nice restaurant. With the 3 Buddies. Make my eggs over-medium though, thanks. Oh and a LARGE OJ.

What’s your first thought when you see this meal?

@Magapride23 @rosebeautyone I didn't have the brown sugar water maple syrup until I was married. Always pure maple syrup growing up.

@rosebeautyone I need syrup

@kay_dub_h You, a complete waste of aggression, want to say WE are angry? Libs are the welfare vampires. One person researched you; we just copied their work. You might be friends with your boss, but good enough friends for him/her to have to close the business? A girl can hope. 😊