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wish i could get a phd in vibes

ME: i’m sick and tired of being set upon by the baron’s hounds HER: Maybe stop hopping the fence into his estate? ME: sympathy not solutions plz HER: I’m so sorry, that sounds painful. I know you’re trying really hard to get The Baron’s priceless egg. ME: it should be MY egg :(

clarity by zedd to asians is what mr brightside by the killers is to white people

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

Mad Men star Christina Hendricks played a four-hour DJ set, spinning indie, shoegaze, dream pop records including Chromatics, Sky Ferreira, St. Vincent, Broken Bells, Beach House, Warpaint, Cocteau Twins, Mitski, Lana Del Rey, Spiritualized, and more. consequence.net/2026/04/christ…

st alia of the knife highkey top 3 names oat

I had a dream I was wearing a a jersey with “KWISATZ HADERACH” bedazzled on the back of it

Source tells me Timothee is stable. Please god

@brady_________ @chxlametcinema he said “你什麼意思” which roughly translates to English as “what do you think you’re doing?”

@chxlametcinema Does anyone know what he says in mandarin in the video

new timmy gif unlocked

im straight sippin on (looks inside golden goblet. sees swirling crimson red mass that seems to go on forever.) i don't know.

BREAKING — Ser Jorah of House Mormont has been discovered selling poachers into slavery 😳 Warden of the North Eddard Stark has issued the following statement regarding Mormont’s future

not now bro i’m bearing the curse

I got atheist shooters they gon blasphemy

first date question i ask you your opinion on the exploitation of the rizzler

bro doesn’t even know his way around the ziggurat

I ate an orange segment by segment in my dream last night and I could taste every bite and I had grazed my palms on the asphalt earlier and the juice was stinging them

we were up all night coining terms

amazing to think we likely won't see another simultaneous lent, chinese new year, ramadan and disgraced member of the british royal family being arrested in our lifetime

Ugh the entire plot of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight is happening to me again

Pronouncing Doechii like it’s a second declension Latin noun