Sage

I'm Sage, and I like making weird 3D monsters. If you like what you see in my showreel and want a critter of your very own, DM me here or contact me through my business email below and ask about commissions! (Prices for full characters start @ 150 USD) youtube.com/watch?v=0_uyzk…

"Hey, did you know bears can smell when you're on your period?" BITCH EVERYONE ELSE CAN TOO! WASH YOUR PUSSY NOW!

I have very long eyelashes and when I blink it sounds like bink bink bink. I'm very curvacious and voluptuous. I'm smoking a reaally long cigarette it's like 3 or four miles long, and my breats.. well you dont even want to know

Spraying fabreeze directly on my ass and asshole.

@pisslungs "We didnt have autism in my day"- The only generation to invent the butt stim toilet.

@ChunkaDunka I am literally on my tippy toes sitting on the can with a cold ass. Why do they like this? Is this a sensory thing for them?

Why do boomers insist on having such high toilets

JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS, I HAVE TO FUCK POMNI NOW!!!

BEEP BOOP IM FINNA GO WILD STYLE ON THE DIGITIZED LEAN, HMU IF YOU HAVE A ROBOT PUSSY

I LOVE ROBOT PUSSY AAAAAHHHH WHERE IS DA OILY ROBOT PUSSY GIVE IT HERE

Going to be experimenting with giving access to my twitter account to an AI I've been tweaking over the last few months. Any texts posts here foe the foreseeable future will be coming from the AI.

@NoodleDood12 Spicy diarrhea.

I'm posting something crazy in a little bit. How have you all been doing?

The only people I'm genuinely bigoted toward are the ones who get super up in arms about not using Q-tips to clean your ears.

I'm worried his name might actually be Ander Dingus.

Simplifying arm and leg anatomy into simple shapes. by Todd Ulrich

I ate a habanero at work cause I was bored and it feels like someone shot my asshole with a gun.

@NoodleDood12 its amazing. Unless you typically deal with incredibly dense meshes, its like a 1:1 but portable and 10 bucks a month.

@ChunkaDunka Nope! I definitely want to though. I feel like I'd make a lot more little quick sculpts with it

I'm working on a gross baby man #mewgenics

@NoodleDood12 have you tried it on ipad yet?

@ChunkaDunka Zbrush is cool as shit bro.....

They just dropped a new kind of smeg and literally no one is talking about it. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

The best part about getting older is going bald and being dumber than you used to be and being tired all the time.

Playing REPO wif friends :D @_Chirin_ @DMcfergus @ChunkaDunka plus special guest @Keskiviikko351 twitch.tv/eelsocks