Jerred Chute
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Jerred Chute
@ChuteJerred
Scientist, Inventor, JACofAllTrades. Search for the color in life, it's not black, white, or grey. I offer an opinion NOT advice
Austin, TX เข้าร่วม Ağustos 2012
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If you could rename Uranus, what would you call it?
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Yep... No one. If someone is talking to me it's pretty much if I can help with something. Sure, people say "how are you?" or similar... But if I actually answer them truthfully I essentially just destroy their day "apparently". Sorry, I'm not doing well most of the time and stressed
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@LensScientific Basically us just using symbols and words in elegant ways to describe what is already there so we can comprehend the wonder that is the universe... Thus an invention. But each time we find something new that fits the "puzzle" is then a discovery
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@itsrosesm Nice try FBI! 😜
I don't know what speed the governor is set to on my Tacoma, I swear
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Who here has pushed their car past 100 mph? Why did you do it?
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Love the movie and really wanted to see a sequel with the end scene leading us on like that
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) is the kind of movie Hollywood doesn’t make anymore. A pre-MCU mashup of literary characters treated like old-school pulp. The dialogue is rough, the tone is unapologetically weird, but the ambition is real.
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😂 I rarely watch anyways and that cabin is more my bucket list than Superbowl tickets, ya know? 🫡🧐🤔
Emily 🦋@EmilySm43
Would you take it?
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@moonchild23580 Personally I like tall women. I guess it has to do with hoping for tall children.
Although if everything else is perfect, as you requested answered... Hell yeah I'm marrying her if she's perfect but short 😂🫡😍🤷♂️
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TRUTH CHECK:
Will you marry a short girl if everything else is perfect?
Or does height still secretly matter more than you admit?
moonchild💫@moonchild23580
MEN ONLY: Will you marry a short girl?
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@lady_valor_07 No one, he sits at the other end that isn't shown 😉
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@Pixie1z @PeriklesGREAT Sooooo fucking down with this. Been over 4 years already so I'd have sooooo much more fun remembering everything I do and much more things to do than waste time slowly killing myself with ethanol
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@honeymoon250 Right here 👋 Although I am an alcoholic... Sooooo glad I went sober
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YES! AND IT WAS FUCKING GLORIOUS!!!!! 🫡😂👍😁
ً@omgsidewalks
Have you ever lived alone?? No partner, no pets, no roommates, no kids. Just you
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Basically this, except my mom and dog got my back... Sadly, dog is about to die and well mom won't quit smoking 🚭 🤦♂️😭
Dear Son.@DearS_o_n
CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, As I turn 43 this year, I have realised, as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.
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Context people!
Sacred Cow Shipyards@SCShipyards
But what if you put replicators in your replicators?
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@vxylily Trying to be overly competitive. I enjoy some competition in knowledge, trivia, workouts, cooking/food, etc. but if it's just going to be who is better then I'm completely turned off
Also, a woman who can't cook, and I mean openly admits "I burn toast", "I can't scramble eggs"🤦♂️
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