Coach Moon

I’ve deadass farted probably over 25 times on the lady next to me on my flight to LA She’s stuck in the middle seat and in total despair

Thank you Donald Trump for my beautiful town

Jelly Roll concert or Savannah Banana baseball game? No friends or phone, completely sober.

@bigjohnmcguyver “Yo are we unbuttoning 4 or 5 down??”

Hands down the worst thing I have seen so far in 2026.

Every friend group has the: - Jestermaxxing truecel - Wifeguy (she spikes his cortisol) - ASU frat leader - Twitter sh*tposter - Chudmaxxed gooner - Guy who likes AI too much - Low cortisol hunter eye mogmaxxer Immediately change your friends group if you dont have all of them.

@LathamRodr87590 Feel that

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Da kid finally gets his John Hamm moment by Jestermaxxing. Less go

Left the USC talent pool and flew to Kentucky for this Valentine’s Day single extravaganza horny bash. Plan on finding a ghetto freshman to be my wife at The Paddock

@HansMignon69 Yep, onto the next!

@CoachMoon69 Better days are ahead Coach

Ex’s bday and valentines on the same day. I’m gonna choose not to ruin my Saturday

Yeah I was there thanks

@blakemcstuffins I’d say there’s some prisoners of war in the Middle East struggling pretty bad rn

Girl I’ve been talking to in Greece dancing all over other dudes at the club after leaving me on delivered all night. Who has it worse than me?

I’m so jealous

See ya at bowl Mark #ThankYouKalshi

If you aren’t aware of the Billy Strings gospel show tap in, specifically second set

@TheZynleyCup @CaptainSardis99 Time to be a light

@CaptainSardis99 How that “salt of the earth” gospel has me moving

Cash out mark wahlberg rn and go report clemson dchi to ifc for hazing

@schneefpile Save me

Dang she’s drinking an espresso martini in a dark restaurant!!

@McCanceTadd907 Find me next time, buddy gets us free drinks thru the owner

@CoachMoon69 Amfs only at the 90 this hurts my soul

Yeah thanks come again