Coach - MLB The Show Parody

🚨BREAKING🚨 MLB The Show developers confirm that graphics haven’t been updated in years because “fuck em, that’s why.” Parody account.

@kneand_ That’s probably annoying. Anyway, how do I earn 2.2 million stubs?

Please stop asking "how do i complete live series" and just watch my video 😭😭😭 my dms are flooded with the same questionnnn

@KyleForest10 @UHeynaBoutIt Yeah, you can do it on your Xbox. Just search the store for Gamesir Nexus. And no, you don’t HAVE to, but the app is how you set your paddles up. I don’t use them for MLB but I do use them for Rocket League.

@CoachUnhinged @UHeynaBoutIt There all way to do that without a pc? Do you even have to do it at all?

I have officially joined the dark side

@UHeynaBoutIt If you get the app, DON’T go to the app during a game. It closes The Show. Would hate for you to go tweak something in a Ranked game and get a loss, lol.

@CoachUnhinged Yeah I already plugged it into my PC and set it to 1000hz

@TMZ FAFO.

😳 "Reacher" star Alan Ritchson's body cam footage of his bloody fight with his neighbor is released.

@Nutzypoo_ttv @kdjTV611 Perfect pitches should significantly shrink the PAR.

Everyone's on board that Pitching is broken in MLB the Show? I have been beating this drum since 23. The enlarging of PARs and RNG that goes with it plus an inconsistent strike zone has made pitching unbalanced for years. You can put 10% of the PAR outside the SZ and a perfect pitch will ALWAYS find that 10%. It's frustrating, unbalanced, and leads to everyone being able to be way more passive at the plate until the RNG inevitably screws you and you leave a pitch down the middle to get hammered.

YOUR BEST PULL THIS YEAR, GO!

@Nutzypoo_ttv I’ve played without issue offline this morning besides one freeze while loading into a Negro Leagues moment.

How are we looking today MLB the Show fans? I haven't touched DD since Saturday Afternoon, but have some of the kinks been worked out?

@UHeynaBoutIt Just had an idea. Since this one is BP against Ranked meta, you could also do one for BR meta. Silver/Bronze guys like Coulombe, Raley, Whitlock, etc. that you’ll likely run into every game past 3-4 wins.

My first BP Roster is now available in the vault! Search by user ID: UHeynaBoutIt No Kershaw because he’s not on offline rosters Hit w Yankees, face the Red Sox, did my best to have some diversity in cards Enjoy everyone!!

@GomesDaLegend We’ve been saying the same about the 20 card cap since it was sneakily added, so I’m not surprised. Par for the course for these idiots.

What makes the atrocious MLB the Show server situation that much worse is there’s been basically zero communication. We gotta do better here; People are frustrated… Say something!

@BaseballWRLD_ Wyatt Langford 28 HR

Reply with an MLB player and a stat line for them and I’ll predict whether they go Over or Under it in 2026

@notcee_fan Lawn maintenance at $50 an hour (just because he’s 8) until he pays off the TV. Could be pulling weeds or mowing or raking. But until he finishes paying it off, he gets no new toys or extra anything. It sounds harsh, but teaching kids the actual value of things is vital.

What’s an appropriate punishment when your 8 year old cracks your 75 inch screen?

@kneand_ This is the first year I haven’t cared much about LS. Probably because of the insane 20 card cap. Half the fun of DD in years past was turning a few hundred thousand into a milly or more.

Have you completed live series collections yet? If not YOU'RE BEHIND! (yes im behind)

@fuzzyfromyt 20 card cap is an insane nerf to investing.

What are your biggest issues with MLB The Show 26 so far? Leave some comments, and clips of glitches or things needing to be fixed ⬇️

@TrodeeBoy13 @MLBTheShow You mean the Twitch drops that they sneakily made significantly worse odds than regular packs? Those Twitch drops? The 1:61 instead of 1:50 ones? Those?

Hey @MLBTheShow... for all of the issues to start off the year, maybe we could get a week of Twitch Drops...? 🤞

@UHeynaBoutIt People refuse to just play video games. They’re so wrapped up in optimizing the fuck out of everything they play to the point that they’re not even experiencing the game. PART OF GAMING IS DEVELOPING AS A PLAYER. MAKE PERSONAL PREFERENCES GREAT AGAIN.

“Hey do you have any hitting tips” “Do you use precision rings” “What camera do you hit on” “Do you use KontrolFreeks” “I pulled ___ should I keep or sell”

@MLBTheShow Will we be able to actually play the fucking game by then?

More content coming your way in #MLBTheShow 26 this Wednesday! 🗓️👀

@Mrs_Kryzinger @MLBTheShow @MLB @MiLB @MLBPipeline @Pirates 1v1.

@CoachUnhinged @MLBTheShow @MLB @MiLB @MLBPipeline @Pirates Clever, have fun being a fake day trader.

The No. 1 prospect in @MLB, Konnor Griffin, is here!!! Earn Spring Breakout Players and Packs in the Budding Youth Event Program, Spring Breakout Program, and as a repeatable goal within the USA Conquest maps. #MLBTheShow #SpringBreakout

@thejmils01 Got lucky with mine. Bought from MicroCenter during Black Friday on a prebuilt. $1700 but the parts in it are easily over $2k now.

Is this really why my new PC was dumb expensive?

@UHeynaBoutIt Real GOAT shit right here.