Carlos
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Carlos
@Coach_Dreaded
Collage student & Fitness coach! CLICK 😋👇🏽
เข้าร่วม Ocak 2017
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@recreatings That "I am legally obligated to protect her from you" energy is real.
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this gotta be the best one yet LMFAOOO
Mr Cominos@nicks_dad44
Her best friend at the bar when you introduce yourself
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@SuckaFreeNickxx Exactly, if it’s not loud and clear, I’m just assuming you’re being nice.
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Damn near gotta molest me
Vanessa@Nessakins_
Fellas, how obvious does a flirt from a chick need to be for you to recognize it? 🤔
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@NickStillHere Bro is beefing with newborn turtles over natural selection 💀
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Only the strong supposed to survive. Now you got them weak ass niggas mixed in smh
Enezator@Enezator
For once, they started life one step ahead unlike in the documentaries. 🐢
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Bitches hit 30 years old and start making hostage demands
Deevo 🏆@QueDeevo
India Love says she’s waiting on a man that will put 5 babies in her, and says he needs to at MINIMUM give her a $100,000 per month allowance 😬 "I need to get married with kids soon, I'm pushing 40"
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@YourAbuse Bro really put an instructional manual on his shoulder.
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Congratulations on figuring out how to make a gunshot scar lame.
The Best@TheBestqueenx
A man got tattoos at the exact entry and exit points where a Glock bullet had struck his body, immortalizing that moment forever.
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@pointybottom The Kobe comparisons need to officially end after this one 💀
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@theereal_one I get liking the music, but the idol worship for basic human functions is where it gets weird 😐
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Literally everything about k-pop is so odd i genuinely dislike the entire concept of it
iza@izamamaa
Jennie casually drank it without straw 🤯
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@HappyPunch The definition of "messed around and found out" right there. Korean MMA is getting wild.
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