Chris Lark

1 Shape. 2 Seconds. 3 Defenders.

Struggling programs don’t need more plays. They need identity. Why the Slot-T works for sub-.500 teams: slot-t.com/post/why-slot-…

@SKTheKingYT 😆

Better Check Your Tone 🤣

Wing-T Shovel Pass is a Masterpiece

If Mahomes did this you guys would go crazy

The Kings of College Basketball 〽️

GO. BLUE. 🏆 MICHIGAN IS THE FIRST BIG TEN TEAM TO WIN A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP SINCE 2000! 🔥

HAIL! HAIL!! To Michigan The Leaders and The Best!!!

Everybody wants discipline… until discipline gets loud.
Everybody wants toughness… until toughness gets uncomfortable. Hard coaching isn’t abuse.
Hard coaching is correction.
Hard coaching is standards.
Hard coaching is loving a kid enough not to let him stay average. If a coach is demanding effort, detail, toughness, and accountability bothers you… that probably says more about today’s culture than it does the coach.

Charles Barkley says he believes in spanking kids “People talking about you can’t yell at your kids. Yes, hell you can yell at your kids. You’ll whoop their ass too … That’s why these kids are crazy. I’m not going around telling people to beat their kids, but I think if you don’t spank your kids and discipline them, they turn into some of these brats that we got today. I’m not here for child abuse, but how are kids gonna know they’re doing something wrong? First of all, you can’t rationalize with kids, they’re dumber than rocks. They don’t know they’re doing stuff wrong. But when you spank them, that gets the message across because they don’t want that. You can blast me on social media. You guys know I don’t do social media. I don’t ever read any comments. I don’t care what you think. Y’all can kiss my big Black a–,” (Via hoopswire.com/charles-barkle…)

POWERFUL: #Buccaneers legend Lavonte David was crying at his press conference today talking about becoming a GIRL DAD. “I thought I needed a son to become a man… but having a daughter made me one” “Having a girl showed me what really matters in life” 🥹x.com/Fatslob1123/st…

😆 Need it!

Dillon Mitchell. That's the tweet. @2uperman2

Teaching my daughter about payroll withholding She did chores all week so I owe her $10 I hand her $7 > this isn't $10 "right, I withheld the rest" > what does that mean "I kept $3 of your money" > but it's my money "It was your money" > what are you even doing with it? "Funding household infrastructure" > what "The roof over your head. The hallway you walk through to get to the bathroom. The door locks that keep strangers out" > you're charging me for the hallway "I'm charging you for access to the hallway. The hallway itself was a capital expenditure" > you're my dad. you're supposed to--- "I'm also your government" > what if I don't want to pay for the hallway "Then I can't guarantee the hallway" > it's a hallway. It's already there "For now" She asks what else the $3 covers "Meals, dispute resolution, nightlight maintenance" > dispute resolution? "When your brother takes your toys and I make him give them back. That's taxpayer funded" > that's just parenting "That's the Department of Justice" > what about meals. You already feed me "That's a social program. Not everyone qualifies" > I'm your daughter "Which is why you're currently enrolled" She wants to see where the money goes I tell her that would require a FOIA request > what's that "A form asking me to show you what I do with your money. Processing time is 6 to 8 weeks" > 6 weeks to see where my $3 went? "Could be longer. We're understaffed" > there's two of you She asks how she gets any of it back "It's already spent" > you spent my money already? "We had a budget shortfall" > you just took it 20 seconds ago "And the deficit existed 30 seconds ago. The timing worked out" > so I'm not getting it back "I didn't say that. You might qualify for a refund" > of my own money "Correct. You just have to fill out a form telling me how much you made" > you know how much I made. You paid me "Right but I need you to tell me how much I paid you" > so you already know the answer "The point is compliance" She asks what happens if she gets the number wrong "Penalty" > from the money I don't have because you already spent it? "We could set up a payment plan" > I'm 8 "Monthly installments. Very manageable" > you're going to penalize me for getting wrong a number you already know and then make me pay you back with money you took from me "Now you're getting it" > I want to talk to mom "Mom's not a qualified representative. She can't help you here" She stormed off to her room saying how this is extortion Slammed the door That's my little citizen I've never been more proud

After an amazing talk with Coach Dale Williams, I have received an offer from the University Of Louisville. Go Cards. @drwilliams131 @Brohm_Brady @JeffBrohm

After talking to Coach Syrus Amirian, I am honored to announce that I have received an offer from The United States Naval Academy. @Syrusamirian2. @NavyFootball @Jay_Guillermo57 @CoachLaurendine @_CoachNew

@FB_Helmet_Guy Looks ridiculous

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The NCAA rules committee wants to start penalizing players for wearing short-shorts, per reports. Almost a decade ago, the NCAA passed rules to require pants to cover the knees but the rules are never enforced by game officials. Do you want the NCAA to begin enforcing the rules?

"I don't see them moving people... offensive line play is as soft as I've seen in college football." @davidpollack47 pulling no punches talking about current OL play in CFB 👀

Tell me you aren’t experiencing a primal urge to find the weakest kid in your class and put him in the concussion protocol right now.