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🏴‍☠️ | Schedule April 13th - April 19th | 🏴‍☠️ Schedule time! We got a lot of collabs this time around, hope you're excited for it!

If you drink upside down, you let gravity do all the work

@SadBunniVA oh no, I hope you feel better :(

Okay so update I have an upper respiratory infection and will not be going to work at all fortunately but unfortunately if ya know what I mean.

@yiss_vt you know what real lmao

@ColgateVT taxi drivers

I think I inherited fear of cockroaches from my mom, she was deathly afraid of them and uh Well, I am too *shivers*

@SadBunniVA Me Literally me

Y'all ever look at your pet and just think wow this is the cutest thing on this planet and I would die for it.

@CaptainShyra Honestly, trying to park a tricycle in my apartment when I was a tiny little tater tot...which is funny cuz I dont know how to drive so I parked more as a kid than now :)

What's your earliest memory?

@yiss_vt W-whats your worst enemy then? 😆

@ColgateVT roaches are my 2nd worst enemy, i hate them with all my soul

@RippoJippo I approach the soup AND EAT IT

@ColgateVT POV: you're soup

slow motion soup time

@RictorPHX2 creamy soup of any kind, even tomato soup OH WAIT GNOCCHI goated

@ColgateVT What kind of soup?

@SadBunniVA they better not, I'll cry

@ColgateVT I don’t know anyone that LIKES cockroaches tbh.

@BattyKodaCat Do you think it brought you some understanding, to emulate it in some way?

@ColgateVT Yeah, I just wanted to understand her. I didn't go to her extent she was so afraid of them she'd freak out. Im not afraid of any bugs like that.

@D3racineTTV I see what you did there ....

@ColgateVT 2 years as a mobile maid strengthened my resolve >:) they don’t bug me anymore xD

@SnewoVT Flying ones haven't been, luckily the ones I have had to deal with in Panama BUT IN BRAZIL I DID AND IT WAS HELL

@ColgateVT I don't know if they ALL can fly, but we have flying ones here. About passed away when I learned that

@Fenelchat005 AHH

@ColgateVT Look behind you

@BoopinBats I'm so sorry to hear boops :( I hope you're able to find a good solution....

Ive been toying with the idea of maybe doing a subathon next month to raise money for my wedding. Sadly my fiance got laid off from his job and most of our vendors do not give refunds so we would be several thousand dollars under if we rescheduled/cancelled. Luckily mostly everything is paid off but we still have a few things left to pay off.

@BattyKodaCat That's really interesting, psychologically...that someone will feign being afraid of something to better fit in or relate to someone The human brain is fascinating XD

@ColgateVT My mom was afraid of moths, and for a while, I acted afraid of them too just to relate to her or something 😋

@stonerscrossing LETS GOOO

@ColgateVT WE OFFFFFF

one of my fave days of the year and i’m stuck working for 9 hrs!

@SlushyWater52 I NEVER SAW THIS ONE ok maybe he actually did learn appreciation that's so sick

@ColgateVT I always interpreted Matching Outfits as his moment of realizing the gift wasn’t so bad after all, cuz a cool guy was impressed by him wearing it. And cuz he appreciates kind gifts more, he becomes happier in Hatsugai

I have stopped posting when I go live because I actually prefer to tweet out interesting things. Here is interesting thing, a story told in 2 parts through card art. He must think the shirt is so lame...