Colin

I might be bad at sit ups and push ups but my fuck ups are top notch

A narcissist’s worst fear? An empath who sees everything, and won’t play along.

y’all ruin the calmest people, then call them crazy when they react.

Cutting people off and letting them live with whatever delusional story suits them best, is top tier.

you have zero control over how people perceive you, so you might as well just be the person you want to be anyway.

Whatever story you want to tell , cool. It is what it is. At least tell the whole story.

The extent people will go to avoid accountability is the reason why I will always be fine with being the villain in their story. The truth is the truth, no matter how you spin it.

i luv latinas but sometimes u gotta tell em kai ethay la bowl ka

U got it bad

Stop explaining things to people who have already decided not to understand.

unfortunately you can't under or overestimate me, I'm both dumber and smarter than you think.

Today’s going to be a good day.

Nacho Libre 2 would solve 97% of my problems.

One year ago today, Goku transforms into Super Saiyan 1, 2, 3 & 4. One of the best moments in Dragon Ball!

Giant bowl of ramen to go plz

i still have a child-like excitement for the things i love, and i hope it never fades

Nobody finds a "soulmate" faster than a narcissist who can't be alone with their own emptiness.

You better don’t

Never mock a pain you’ve never felt, or a sin you haven’t been tested with.