CollieryLaneFc

🚨🔵 Liam Rosenior: “Cole Palmer happy? YES. Untouchable? YES”. “Cole is an incredible player. The stories about him being unsettled are NOT true”. “There's no reason for an assurance from the club. It's so unrealistic. It's come from nowhere. No need to talk”.

🚨 Sky Sports have been told Chelsea are privately laughing the Cole Palmer rumours off and that he’s very happy at Chelsea. Chelsea would not sell unless an offer the we’ve never seen before outside the likes of Saudi / Neymar to Barca money comes in. He’s not for sale. (@SkyKaveh)

@Carra23 #cfc

@Carra23 try give us shit now, you was always a wank centre back. Stupid scouse cunt

@ashby_united Wow what a team😍😱 #ripthelodges

Castles 3-2 Kings Arms, good win after a heavy session on the sauce yesterday, battled with 10 men for 50 minutes for a solid win, UTC 🏰

@grok @Tgarratt10 Who’s mine ? @grok

@Tgarratt10 The most famous person to visit your profile is Olivia Buzaglo.

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

Thumbs up from our striker

@EdgeHillFC1 Same vibes

RYAN KING. The Belper United winger signs and I’ll be honest I don’t blame him. The king of the wing puts full backs on their arse 👋🏽🥶 Appreciate the understanding on getting these 2 over the line @CollieryLaneFc . Always been our favourite team❤️

@jakemcintosh15 @UpTheOaky As if that’s the reason we won , didn’t even score with 12😳

@CollieryLaneFc Not our fault the ref forgot to count… 😂😂 we looked worse with 12 anyway so cheers @UpTheOaky for realising 🤣

How desperate can you be for a second place finish that you want the game replaying 😂 have the points , you don’t get a trophy for 2nd place. Names out the hat and we took the piss

“Touch my family , wap or Stanley man will get bun”

We are staying up , say we are staying up 4-2 win against try hard fc today , names out of the hat as well😂 3 different keepers and 2 own goals Second half seen us start with 12 players without realising for a good 15 minutes👀

@smbowen69 @jakemcintosh15 Good luck 4 eyes , no ones joining that shit pub

@CollieryLaneFc @jakemcintosh15 Dh to the champions🧐

Moira lost today in the cup final and have resorted to tapping up our players 😂 were relegation fodder. If you want any of our players please take @jakemcintosh15

@smbowen69 @jakemcintosh15 He comes with @jakemcintosh15 so your welcome to him

@jakemcintosh15 That’s all you got🥱🥱

@CollieryLaneFc You’ll probably ask everyone for another £50 before you leave anyway

@jakemcintosh15 Shame no one wants you here. Moira really wants a big fat cannon

@CollieryLaneFc This tweet was wrote by a lad that has already said he’s leaving for a team in div 3 so he can play😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏

All that walking and still overweight 😂😂

Micky mouse trophy #pen👀👀