Brig. Gen. Zebuliah Noland

Dearest Racer Nation, Ready the cannons. We ride. —Zebuliah

Dearest Gamecock faithful, The smoke rises upon ol’ Rocky Top. I, General Noland, have arrived in Knoxville to pull Colonel Rattler through this darkest night. The troops are ready for battle! Fire the cannons! Captain X. Legette coming to a checker board near you!

Dearest Mother, Today, Colonel @SpencerRattler leads the men against the mongrel regiment from Mississippi. The cannons are ready. Fear not for us—we march to victory. —Zebuliah

Dearest Gamecock Nation, General King has issued a call to arms. Let us answer! —Zebuliah

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Dearest Gamecock Nation, Fire the cannons. To hell with Clemson! —Zebuliah

Dearest Mother, Today marks the long-awaited debut of Colonel Rattler, who is even now preparing to lead our men into battle against the Panther brigade. Send us your prayers for victory, and against casualties. All my love, —Zebuliah

Dearest Mother, Gen. Beamer has donned his celebratory sun spectacles this evening. They are said to inspire both fear and envy among our enemies. —Zebuliah

Dearest Mother, Enclosed in this missive are photos of our battalion collected by a local scribe. You may spot a familiar face. Our glorious campaign resumes but 8 weeks hence. We are eager to test ourselves on the battlefield once more. All my love, —Zebuliah

Fire the cannons! The @CocksLacrosse regiment has emerged victorious!

Dearest Mother, Tonight I will command battle drills in front of the Carolina faithful in order to showcase the prowess of our battalion. Already a great crowd is gathered outside the gates of Fort Williams-Brice. I think they are anticipating Colonel Rattler’s debut. —Zebuliah

Dearest Gamecock Nation, Thank you all for following along my journey from private to Brigadier General. If you’d like to learn more, you may be interested in perusing the attached missive. Forever to thee. —Zebuliah globenewswire.com/news-release/2…

Dearest @TheCarolinaGrls, Word has reached Fort Williams-Brice that you have returned victorious from your campaign in Daytona for the second year in a row! Truly, you are the pinnacle of excellence. The Carolina faithful are proud! —Zebuliah

Dearest Gamecock Nation, Fire the cannons. Forever to Thee! National Champions! —Zebuliah

To you, General Staley, and to the soldiers Amihere, Beal, Boston, Cardoso, Cooke, Feagin, Grissett, Hall, Henderson, Johnson, Littleton, Rivers, Russell, Saxton, Thompson, and Wesolek—the Carolina faithful are behind you, irrevocably. Bring it home. —Zebuliah

There is but one foe remaining—one opponent standing between you and eternal glory. May your defenses hold, and may your aim be true. Arrive on the field of battle as the best versions of yourselves, and no weapon formed against you shall prosper. (2/3)

Dearest General @dawnstaley, Word of your glorious campaign has reached Fort Williams-Brice. Tales of hard-won victories, of accolades heaped upon your regiment. I cannot express how proud you have made the Carolina faithful. (1/3)

Dearest Mother, My local artisan friend has informed me that today will be the final day to purchase commemorative battle garb. Col. Doty is fond of his. I hope you and Father are well. I will be home to visit very soon. —Zebuliah chickenscratchapparel.com

Dearest Mother, Victory is sweet. Cols. Joyner and White were superb. Capts. Bell and Harris, impeccable. This team, unforgettable. Now, for a well-deserved rest. –Zebuliah PS–Commemorative garments will be available for one more week at chickenscratchapparel.com, if you like.

Dearest Gamecock Nation, Fire the cannons. Forever to Thee. –Brigadier General Zebuliah Noland