ColonlessJason

@woodyandwilcox — let’s start the show. Sleep is a nice idea but hasn’t worked in decades. 😥 #lesssportsmorecomedy

@woodyandwilcox - I did my bracket! Trying to win a Spyderco Starmate designed by the father of tactical knives, Bob Terzuola. @SpydercoKnives #buymoreknives

@woodyandwilcox -- my guess for Woody Game Wednesday: "In 1875, the opera Carmen took the stage with flair, name these people who have great hair!"

@woodyandwilcox -- Woody will be fine. I'm missing a few internal organs and have one that is useless. If anything, he may come back with even more useless medical facts. An example: did you know medical mistakes kill more people than guns every year? 😳 #stayalive

@woodyandwilcox -- can we get 13% more comedy and 13% less sports on Friday the 13th? #lesssportsmorecomedy

@robsarvis @woodyandwilcox LOL

@ColonlessJason @woodyandwilcox Well you say that.

@woodyandwilcox -- TURN OFF THE NOTIFICATIONS!! You are smarter than your phones. 🙄🤣

@woodyandwilcox -- since you all can't deliver "comedy" to my ears, do you have a "comedy" suppository? 😂

@woodyandwilcox -- why can't we "spring" forward on Monday morning? Go from 10:00AM to 11:00AM? Skip an hour of work. 🤔

@woodyandwilcox Woohoo! I can't sleep so I'm listening. 😁

@ColonlessJason Your dreams have been answered...we're here baby!

@woodyandwilcox -- please tell me the show is "live" this week. I'm at my mother-in-laws trying to convince her it's time to live with us. You all try everyday to be funny and fail. I am on the same type of impossible mission. I'll fail but keep trying. 🤣 #timeforsportstalk

@woodyandwilcox — seen at TJ Maxx. Who wants to pop a cats head off and suck out the insides?

@woodyandwilcox — when do we spring forward an hour? Let’s go ahead and start the show an hour early to prepare for it. Thank you. 😁

@robsarvis @woodyandwilcox Yep. #sumsofbitches

@woodyandwilcox Woody. Expect to get a separate bill from everyone you make eye contact with before, during, and after your gallbladder surgery. #ModernHeathcare

@woodyandwilcox — I know a class they need: “morning radio dj with an emphasis on COMEDY!!” 😂😂

@woodyandwilcox — I think the show may be funnier if you started at 3:00AM. 🙂

@woodyandwilcox — WHAT did you all do?! An earthquake near Charlotte, I know it’s your fault. 🫨

@woodyandwilcox -- maybe, the missing mom had an 80's hair style which would make her height between 5'3" and 5'5" depending on relative humidity. The "North American Big Hair" use to be a proud and free roaming species. 🤔😀 #northamericanbighair

@woodyandwilcox -- a movie to watch? THE USUAL SUSPECTS!!!! C'mon! Watch it!! 😁

@woodyandwilcox -- Black Mirror has made me sad, angry, happy, joyful and mournful. It made me want to get rid of my phone and then makes me want to buy the newest one available. Watch this episode: