Chris Woolsey

@GaryPetersonUSA Hopefully they read enough to realize none of these references are actually from "Animal Farm" since Orson the Pig was from the Jim Davis comic strip "U.S. Acres" and this image is from the book "Charlotte's Web". 😃

The woke Hollywood elites at Angel Studios have obviously never read Animal Farm. When Orson the Pig was told he was terrific, he knew it was a reflection of his patriotism, which he utilized to defeat farmland through swift merchandising that saved his ass from being turned into bratwurst.

Sad @Shell doesn’t care about their customers. Our local #Shell station had a faulty nozzle that sprayed gas all over me & my car, ruining my clothing. After Shell corporate found out they said there was nothing they could do to reimburse me. Guess I’ll be gassing up elsewhere.

I was a football coach! I mean a “football” coach! A futbol coach? #halloween2021

@DustinNickerson Our family just watched it Dustin and the kids loved it. It was so well received that my daughter doubted I had ever performed with you.

Told you daughter she could watch a scary movie for her sleepover and this was her response 💀

They say not to go grocery shopping when you’re hungry. We went to CostCo right after church. All I can say is it’s a good thing both our kids have two kidneys because someone on the black market is going to have to cover this disaster.

@GE_Appliances Thanks to the GE team for sending out the wonderful technician Cesar who fixed our washing machine! Really appreciate the effort!

@ComicWoolsey Great to hear, Chris! Thanks for letting us know. - JB

Yesterday @GE_Appliances failed to call me from a GE number or our complex’s call box. After calling GE back I was told the next available appointment would be 7 weeks from now. Apparently GE only has one repairman working in the western United States. Really strong customer care

@GE_Appliances Thank you for checking back. They were eventually able to understand that six weeks was not appropriate and I now have an appointment for Monday. Thank you.

@ComicWoolsey Hi, Chris. We are very sorry to hear you missed the call from the technician and the wait time for a new appointment is so far away. We'd like to look into this so please DM us with your service confirmation number. Thanks. - JB

@DustinNickerson Right? Usually the “Your Opinions Are Adorably Ignorant” tactic works like a charm!

It’s so crazy the talking down to people and telling them that they’re stupid for not getting the vaccine isn’t changing their mind

This morning on our walk: Wife: “Are those the new cut off shorts that you made this weekend?“ Me: “Yup! And I already got two compliments on them this morning.” Wife: “How is that even possible?” Me: “They were both from me!” Wife: 🙄 Me: 😃

@taylortomlinson YES! Every time!

@DustinNickerson That’s a lot of love right there.

This week I had my first two videos to ever hit a million views. And let me tell you, I am thankful to be growing such a well received presence on the internet.

@GE_Appliances No response for OVER 24 hours! Is this how @GE_Appliances cares for their customers? Really impressive stuff.

@ComicWoolsey It's our pleasure, Chris. Please know that we've seen your DM and have responded. Thanks! -MJ

So disappointed in @GE_Appliances! Been a GE customer my entire life. My wife and I spent over $1,500 on a stackable washer/dryer less than 2 years ago that stopped working just outside of warranty. Customer support said they won’t stand behind their brand. Guess I’m done w/ GE?

If @GE_Appliances was as good at actually fixing my broken yet almost brand-new GE washing machine as they are at telling me they are getting “right on it”, maybe my house might not stink from the stagnant water still sitting in my washer. What’s going on GE???

@GE_Appliances I sent you a DM with all my details. I appreciate your immediate attention to this very frustrating experience

@ComicWoolsey Hello Chris. We apologize for the issues that you’ve had with your washer and dryer. We know this is frustrating and am sorry. We hope you saw our response to your other post and that we will hear from you soon. Thanks. -AT

SO glad I spent over an hour of my time scooping rancid water from my nearly new @GE_Appliances washing machine into the toilet because my house is smelling like a Porto potty at a @phish festival in July! So sad GE won’t stand behind their product like @whirlpoolusa does!

@GE_Appliances I sent you a DM with all my details. I appreciate your immediate attention to this very frustrating experience.

@ComicWoolsey Hello Chris. We hate to hear that your washer/dryer is not longer working. We know that this is frustrating and apologize. We would like to investigate. Can you please send us a DM with your model/serial #, phone# and email address? We hope to hear from you soon. Thanks. -AT

Amazing lunch with my Jr. High best Matt Woods! @giraffelife72 It’s been 33 years but it’s like not a day has gone by. And we’re old. Really old. 😃