"Commander"
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"Commander"
@CommandVampire
I'm hungry. //TDS related parody account ran by @STS_PiaEsaya out of pure boredom
Outpost (REDACTED) เข้าร่วม Ağustos 2025
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@CommandVampire @TheRiftWalkuh THAT WASN'T EVEN ME MAKING A JOKE THAT WAS A QUESTION!!
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@M4CK4CHE @TheRiftWalkuh Hahaha. Hah. Funny. Watch your words, Jerry.
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@CommandVampire @TheRiftWalkuh Damn, Commander. Tell me how did we get from "haha 67" to insulting someone's daily life?
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@KilapG50351 @NecroMetaFR ...this is a "joke." I am not sick. Don't drag me there.
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@CommandVampire um.... @NecroMetaFR help me carry him to the medbay
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@CommandVampire Trying to reunite the cube, what's wrong with you? Bet you didn't even tought it twice like "Hmm, maybe reviving a onmipresent dictator that can kill me with a blow is a bad idea" bet you didn't, bet you just started jerking your co-worker and wife's penises saying "Yea let's go"
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@CommandVampire The disease that turns you into slenderman
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@CommandVampire The slender men, the scariest ones ever.
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@CommandVampire what? sir do i need to call miss felicia
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@CommandVampire Your organization is the principal guilty for Exo's revival with the God Cube
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@GE_Business_Cat The young ones utter the word so much that it no longer sounds like a word to me anymore.
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@CommandVampire I too ponder the new terms the younger generation is coming up these days
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I did not taught him this btw before anyone starts pointing fingers at me🙏
Frost Commander@CommanderOfIce
@KilapG50351 ts classified bro.
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@CommanderOfIce ...huff. @STS_PiaEsaya Miss Pie, your new assignment task on your current outpost is to cook some nutritious food. You are on your own with finding a step stool, good luck.
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@CommandVampire ...Can she even reach the stove? I sincerely doubt that.
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@CommanderOfIce What are you talking about? The spirit I have is capable of making normal food or perhaps do you want one of my mortals to do it? Actually... you have one of my dwarves. Let her cook for you- no. Let her cook for the entire outpost. She needs more enrichment activities.
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@CommandVampire ...I am not eating your spirit foods, you people are gonna name something like "𓀬𓃗𓅷𓃱𓃰𓃟𓅷𓂻𓀿𓃱𓅰𓂉" and it has the taste of cement and tree trunks, I don't trust otherworldly hands on my plates
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@CommanderOfIce Getting one of my spirits to cook for you. Do not resist. Nutrients must be delivered.
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