〽️ Kwisatz Haderach 〽️

Michigan is the epitome of consistency

@wicka2222 @Crob8823 @MarcoFoster_ @heyman_von You have no clue what that even means. 😂

@Crob8823 @MarcoFoster_ @heyman_von OK commie

Joe Scarborough on birthright citizenship: “You read the 14th Amendment, it could not be more clear. The Supreme Court threw out this racist argument in 1898. The reason I am actually excited about this is I want to know if Clarence Thomas and Alito decide they’re gonna have the guts to decide with Donald Trump in abolishing the 14th Amendment”

@ConsvAF @DanMan07076337 @RpsAgainstTrump You’re not a patriot.

@DanMan07076337 @RpsAgainstTrump Springsteen is not a patriot

BREAKING: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth lifted the suspension of Army pilots who flew two Apache helicopters that hovered outside Kid Rock’s home during a training mission, saying there will be no investigation. “Thank you Kid Rock…pilots suspension LIFTED. No punishment. No investigation. Carry on, patriots,” Hegseth wrote on Twitter Some straight-up banana republic stuff.

@RandomChances @Microinteracti1

@Microinteracti1 Well, fuck all of NATO. Let them fund and fight for Ukraine. It’s not our war. No more support from the USA. We don’t need the oil from the straight of Hormuz.

This is a complete humiliation 😅🇮🇹 Trump: “Give us your air bases to attack Iran.” Meloni: “We won’t give.” Trump: “NATO is zero without America.” Meloni: “Cool. So should we shut down your bases, cut trade, or just storm McDonald’s?” And then she followed through. Italy officially refused permission for U.S. military aircraft heading to the Middle East. Not a strongly worded letter. A flat refusal. Aviano. Sigonella. Decades of quiet assumption that these bases were Washington’s to use as it pleased. That assumption is now in the bin. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@BOSSportsGordo So you don’t need to back out…duh

Serious question for people who back into parking spaces - what’s the point?

@SusanCox_ @CBSBrenton @brodysheetzESPN @CBSSports Come take a seat, Susie. We’ve been waiting for you.

@CBSBrenton @brodysheetzESPN @CBSSports Not surprised at all. Coaches tend to leave smaller programs for bigger and better jobs. Thats just the way it is nowadays.

#BREAKING There is a “growing expectation” that after the conclusion of the NCAA tournament Michigan Wolverines HC Dusty May will take the North Carolina job. Significant NIL and contract extension upgrade from his stop at Michigan. @CBSSports confirms. #NCAA #UNC

@Cylights The number of commenters who 1) didn’t watch the game, 2) didn’t see the highlights, 3) don’t know this didn’t actually happen, 4) believe it’s real and can’t tell it’s AI, but 5) feel qualified to comment is wild.

How was he not ejected?

@BubsCollection @MoneybaggMSU @BSB_Wolverine Nobody with a functioning brain would gatekeep fandom if they knew the size of the 〽️alumni base. I didn’t expect you to know that statistic, or anything about what comes out of your trap. Most Sparties are insecure, ill-informed, or just here for engagement. Or all three.

@ConCit17 @MoneybaggMSU @BSB_Wolverine Either one. Nobody with an actual life cares or would know that statistic lol

Can this narrative go away and die forever? It’s such a stupid angle. My son is 6. He didn’t attend Michigan so I guess he’s out? I never played for the Tigers or worked for any branch of Comerica — can I cheer for them? My dad went to U-M but only for one year before he decided to become a millwright and start his own company. Did he go long enough to be a fan? Seriously….dumb af.

@SteimyC @MoneybaggMSU @BSB_Wolverine Yeah, I have two 〽️ degrees, so we can disregard that empty talking point. If you wanna talk about quality of education at the two institutions, lemme know.

@ConCit17 @MoneybaggMSU @BSB_Wolverine Hey at least I attended the school I root for and don’t live vicariously through a university I couldn’t get into 🤷‍♂️

WATCH: Here’s a MAGA man dressing up as an ICE agent to threaten citizens— but they fought back. Threw bucket of water on him yelling, "ICE is made of water." You think he deserves it?

@SteimyC @MoneybaggMSU @BSB_Wolverine You’re a *fan* of a school that admitted any student who graduated from HS in Ohio, as recently as the 90s. Sit this one out.

@ConCit17 @MoneybaggMSU @BSB_Wolverine Way to prove his point

@SeanOhhhh This loser has lost 40 bar fights.

Is this really a thing that grown men brag about?

@BubsCollection @MoneybaggMSU @BSB_Wolverine It’s chivalrous for you to step in for your boyfriend, but I didn’t ask you. I asked the cretin who’s gatekeeping fandom. But since you asked, which one do you want? I also have two. It’s fun when insecure Sparties do this, because 〽️ has the 3rd largest alumni base in the U.S.

@ConCit17 @MoneybaggMSU @BSB_Wolverine Heres one of two of mine. Now do yours

@CarterHudBlog @Kem_R @Jomboy_ Oh yes. I’m sure bad umps gaf about the crowd.

@Kem_R @Jomboy_ That's the crowd's job. Yankees got their way, move on

The Yankees have overturned 5 calls so far. We’re in the 4th inning. They’re all low pitches. Umpire Mike Estabrook is getting embarrassed and also getting yelled at by the Yankees to make an adjustment.

@MoneybaggMSU @BSB_Wolverine Show us your MSU diploma.

@BSB_Wolverine It’ll go away when Michigan fans stop acting like superior people because of the prestige of a school they didn’t attend

@PaulieTakes @hendu442 @OldTakesExposed

After strong consideration, my lock of the day is that Tennessee beats Michigan and beats them handily. I will always support the SEC, a true powerhouse of a conference, over the artificially inflated Big Ten. Let’s go Vols!

@slinginjrbacons @eskitits @971theticketxyt Really? This is what we’re doing to cope? 😂

@eskitits @971theticketxyt In the game in Ann Arbor, u of m led by 3 with less than 4 mins left, to win by 10. In the game at Breslin, Michigan led by 3 with just over 4 mins left, to win by 10. Meanwhile in 2024, at roughly the same 4 min mark. Msu was leading by 18, and 8, to win those games by 19 and 10

Michigan State fans, are you angry about Dusty May or jealous of him?

@GreenGandalf79 @971theticketxyt Cope, my dude.

@971theticketxyt I am angry because in general it is disgusting to see good things happen to an objectively awful athletic department supported by awful people. All they do is lie, cheat, buy, and rage bait. Any honest sports fan should HATE UM and their coach, by extension.

@FullCountTommy Bro why are you talking about us?

Michigan is about to potentially go: 16-seed Howard 9-seed SLU 4-seed Bama without PG 6-seed Tennessee Save me this nonsense

@DrakeFantasy @OldTakesExposed

Nightmare scenario for CBS as both Elite 8 games are blowouts. Tough to see a large national audience hang out for the second half of a Duke beatdown.