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︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ 𝐂ondiment 𝐊ing
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︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ 𝐂ondiment 𝐊ing
@CondimentKlNG
Better Ketchup เข้าร่วม Ağustos 2020
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︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ 𝐂ondiment 𝐊ing รีทวีตแล้ว
“ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀɪʟᴜʀᴇꜱ.
ᴀꜱ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴜʀᴛ, ᴡᴇ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴡᴇ ɢᴏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏ ᴏᴜʀ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇᴍ--ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ᴡᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴡɪʟʟ. “
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︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ 𝐂ondiment 𝐊ing รีทวีตแล้ว
ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɢ ᴏᴜᴛ
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ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴏᴘᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ ᴀʟʟ ᴅᴀʏ
︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ 𝐂ondiment 𝐊ing รีทวีตแล้ว
𝓑𝓪𝓻𝓫𝓪𝓻𝓪 𝓖𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓸𝓷
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥
𝗨𝘀𝗲𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗜𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗕𝗲𝗹𝗼𝘄
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@MaestrosSong “LEAVE ME ALONE YOU OVERGROWN IGUANA !!!”
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@CondimentKlNG Chased after on all fours, roaring.
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Throws a bucket full of fish sauce on @MaestrosSong
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@MaestrosSong “Well would you look at the time. . .I’ve gotta go.”
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He began running in the opposite direction.
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@MaestrosSong “Good luck trying to wash that out…”
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And screw the Flash too. Hope he breaks both his kneecaps.
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Condiment King clamps both hands over his ears, staggering back as his bottles rattle like terrified maracas.
“GAH! Easy on the vocals, you walking dinner theater disaster! One more high note and I’m filing you under assault and balsamicery!”
M U S I C M E I S T E R@MaestrosSong
🎶” Batman fights assassins, gods, and freaks, You squirt barbecue sauce on people’s sneaks. The Joker leaves a trail of dread and doom— You leave a picnic smell around the room!”🎶 He lets out a sonic shriek at Condiment King.
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CK wipes ketchup from his chin, wobbling, then points both squeeze guns with trembling theatrical fury.
“Laugh it up, lounge lizard! Relish is an acquired taste, and you’re about to acquire it by the gallon!”
M U S I C M E I S T E R@MaestrosSong
Meister began circling like a shark. 🎶”The Bat commands the night with dread, The Joker fills the streets with red, The Riddler twists the sharpest mind— And you squirt relish and fall behind.”🎶
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The cane cracks against his mask, sending him stumbling back with a strangled yelp and a burst of ketchup across the floor.
“Cheap shot, treble breath! Keep swinging that shiny breadstick and I’ll turn this whole number into a full-course saucing!”
M U S I C M E I S T E R@MaestrosSong
🎶”You arrive with ketchup artillery, Dreaming of criminal nobility. Yet every time your schemes begin, You end up as the punchline again!”🎶 He bares sharp teeth as he swings his golden cane into Condiment’s face.
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Kiteman is leagues better than ‘Music Meister’ .
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︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ 𝐂ondiment 𝐊ing รีทวีตแล้ว
// I need to read the old BOP runs because these out of context panels have me dying 😂
Dinah Lance@ofdecibels
/ PEOPLE THINK MY GIRL IS ONLY ARROWFAM BUT SHE’S EVERYWHERE. she’s interacted with every hero and every weirdo there is.
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He squirms as the golden chords coil tight, squeeze bottles rattling at his belt.
“Unhand me, you overgrown jukebox! I’ll vinaigrette my way out and turn your whole encore into a sour note!”
M U S I C M E I S T E R@MaestrosSong
🎶”I am the melody beneath the tide, The voice that drags good sense aside. When I sing, the mighty lose control— But you? You lost yours long ago.”🎶 Music chords come out of his golden cane and wrap around Condiment King.
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Simple. I let the condiments speak through me.
Dinah Lance@ofdecibels
This is so gross. How do you come up with all the puns?
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//. I’m crying, why does CK and Canary have an actual interaction together 😭
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He steadies his squeeze guns, glaring through the mustard mist.
“Sing all you want, Meister. I may be saucy, but your tune’s about to get relished, bottled, and served cold!!!!”
M U S I C M E I S T E R@MaestrosSong
Meister laughed as music came from nowhere. 🎶”Well, well, what have we here? Gotham’s greatest volunteer? A villain armed with ketchup spray? Who somehow still gets beat each day!”🎶
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︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ 𝐂ondiment 𝐊ing รีทวีตแล้ว
