Derek Conlan

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@ChrisSru880101 The former

So did the Rugby media overrate England. Or did the rugby media underrate Ireland.

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@NickAdamsinUSA @_DHOTYA

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED! Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. “Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.” The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!” “But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?” “No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.” Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented. “Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.” Tears began to well up in their eyes. “But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.” They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile. I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?” He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked. “Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

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@Lum_MCFC @IrishRugby @VodafoneIreland @canterburyNZ And now?

@IrishRugby @VodafoneIreland @canterburyNZ sack farrell. we are 100% losing this, or winning by the smallest of margins

Ahead at the break in Dublin! 🟢

@adammoursy So in your honest opinion, do you think Crowley has been the better 10 in this November window? And if so, with an objective lens, explain how.

Prendergast shouldn’t be playing test rugby until he learns how to tackle. It’s comfortably his worst skill - I’m not sure I’ve ever seen anyone as bad at test level #IREvAUS

These words from President Catherine Connolly deserve a place in Irish 🇮🇪 history: ‘🇮🇪 will never accept normalisation of genocide’ ‘History of colonisation & manmade famine’ ‘A lived understanding’ ‘Of dispossession, hunger & war’ ‘Gives 🇮🇪 a mandate to lead’ Immense 🇮🇪 🤝 🇵🇸

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@irisharsenal14 @slatterywill So, on a post about Crowley, you brought up Prendergast?

@slatterywill Sammy P comes on and almost throws an intercept

Jack Crowley's kicking is hurting Ireland A poor decision to kick in the 22, a bad miss off the tee and then another miskick

@governator99 @slatterywill What’s the issue?

@slatterywill If you think that’s the issue, you’re part of the issue I’m afraid

𝘼 𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙡𝙧𝙮 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙣𝙤 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 💥 Here is your Leinster team for our @URCOfficial clash with @Munsterrugby at Croke Park this Saturday. 👊🔵 📰 Full team news: bit.ly/3J7iVIT 🎟️ Get your tickets: bit.ly/4n5FGei #LEIvMUN #NeverLessThanEverything

This is a feckin' AMAZING story.

@SixFootTwo Has there been any trustworthy word on Summerville?

Love it or hate it - we may soon see the box 343 that Potter likes to play but hasnt had the CMs. That's if it's not too late for him !! Still badly need a proper middle CB, and ideally a fast ST. Altho, if Paq stays, he could end up a deeper 9 when Summerville's back.

What a brilliant ode to our remarkable city. It’s not perfect, but by Jaysus, there’s still lots to love about her. “Gay Spar, the George’s Street Arcade, traffic junctions: 52 reasons to love Dublin right now – The Irish Times irishtimes.com/life-style/peo…

Today in Utrecht a grim milestone was marked; for the 2nd year in a row, a Dutch activist group laid out children’s shoes & read aloud the names & ages of the children who have been killed by the Israelis in Gaza. Today they read 19k names. It took almost 6 hours.

ITV pulling zero punches in this incredible footage - "This landscape of destruction looks otherworldy, but it's not, it's this world - What is happening may come to define one of its darkest eras, one that casts a stain on humanity, which will endure for generations" #Gaza

"Rugby was f***ing better when...." My new book. Looks at whether rugby was better in the old days, or now. Launches on the 4th September 2025. Get 25% off preorder with @Waterstones waterstones.com/book/rugby-was…

BREAKING: ISRAEL BOMBED A KINDERGARTEN IN CENTRAL GAZA A drone strike targeted the yard of a kindergarten near the Municipal Park. Most of the victims were children who were attending class at the time.

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