Conor Derrick

Wish I was 50 deep at the bar in the bridle the neet complaining about how I’m not coming back next year

So why were low-paid workers in the North only worth 67%? The sheer injustice of it.

Fuck me, you’re a princess you aren’t ye

Sophia starts work today @WhatMarketing_

@cwptMCR The numbers on a toaster are a timer?? What

I remember my shock when someone told me that the number on the toaster correlates to time rather than temperature.... and I’ve just had another similarly life changing moment

@AdamCupples Watchtheoffice.online got all the extended eps

@ConorDerrick 😱😱 where?

Finding extended episodes of the office is possibly the best thing that’s happened to me this year

Yes it did hurt when i fell from heaven

3 stages of a good night

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Watching home alone makes me really excited for Christmas

American sniper is one of the best movies I've seen in a long time