Nathan

Are you really going to vote for this shit?

Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf. Not so happy, is it

UK is a strange place. Bob Vylan is blacklisted pretty much everywhere whilst Kanye West who rocked diamond swastikas and made a song with a video called Heil Hitler….aaaaaand said slavery was a choice gets welcomed to wireless with open arms. All strange

It’s perfectly reasonable for a woman (or anyone else) to be unhappy about their club hiring someone who went above and beyond to launder the reputation of a man credibly accused of domestic & sexual abuse, and if you think that’s ‘woke’ your brain has been rotted by the internet

Apart from this one

@etoxica_ Can confirm it can also cause issues if you are applying for a mortgage. Guy who was buying a house through me had “8oz Mexican heroin” and “definitely not drugs money” on transactions sent to him, NatWest asked many questions.

ok but you can actually both get banned from apps and even banks can shut your account down from stuff like this pls don’t do this to your friends

Nigel Farage took £585,000 from GB News. His MPs declared another £770,000. Four billionaires have spent £170 million building the media machine putting Reform in your living room every night. Today the Guardian exposed them and what they expect in return. This is a political project funded from the top. #ReformUK #NigelFarage #GBNews

guys look at me im in the child rapist paedophiles favourite gaff

@Nigel_Farage Christ, @IpswichTown what substances were you on when you agreed to this? Dreadful decision and says an awful lot about the club.

I’ve never been too bad on the right wing. ✍️⚽️

my sister just called the incredibles the invincibles

📰 | A club statement following the abandonment of today’s game against Darlaston ⬇️ nantwichtownfc.co.uk/club-statement…

are americans pretending to not like sausage and mashed potato now lmao

Freyja says hello

Guy at the pub complimented my Failure shirt and it’s the first time I’ve ever had anyone know who they are. 10/10.

Being an ordinary person in 2026 is weird. You wake up, make coffee, hit the gym, drive to work, answer emails… while somewhere else missiles are flying, flights are being cancelled, families are hiding in basements. The world is burning in one tab, and you’re expected to be productive in another. Modern life is emotionally absurd.

Oscar Piastri has crashed and is OUT of the Australian Grand Prix before it begins 😮 #F1 #AusGP

If you’re having a shit day. Just remember Ian Huntley is dead, and his last two weeks on earth were filled with pain and suffering.

I am a failure

Should be the case anyway. And ditch two of the US races while you’re at it.

Richmond will take a slow and steady approach with prized pick Sam Cumming's shoulder concern. Surgery remains an option if it doesn't improve, per @RalphyHeraldSun