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RT @ESPNInsights: The Knicks' 47-point lead at halftime is the largest in a playoff game in NBA history. This is the 4,550th NBA playoff g…

Wyatt Matt Joel and Jason…shoot the puck please

If I could do that voice, I would never use my normal voice ever again

Restoring the spark in your marriage

Protect your children

Even as he approaches 40 years old, Calais Campbell is still super productive. 🟣 6.5 sacks last year (would have led the Ravens) ⚫️ 12th vs. run among all DL (per @PFF) 🟣 A+ human being Simply put, Calais Campbell makes everyone around him better.

Six-time Pro-Bowl DE Calais Campbell, who played in Baltimore from 2020-2022, is returning to sign a one-year deal with the Ravens, per source. Campbell will 40 on Sept. 1 and this will be his 19th NFL season.

Americans are shocked to find out you can make more at Costco drawing smiley faces on receipts than someone who went to school to work in the medical field This woman Ames $34.50 as a Costco cashier On Sunday she gets paid $48 per hour This isn’t uncommon, I found that after 5 years of full time employment people typically are making $28–$34 per hour at Costco Many full time employees are making over $70,000+ per year

Pregnancy🤰(1st week - 9 months) 1st week: Counted from last menstrual period; ovulation and fertilization occur around week 2. 1st month: Fertilized egg implants; placenta and amniotic sac form; embryo begins developing. 2nd month: Heart starts beating; brain, spinal cord, and limb buds form. 3rd month: Embryo becomes fetus; facial features, fingers,toes develop and heartbeat detectable. 4th month: Baby grows rapidly; eyelids and vocal cords form; mother may start showing. 5th month: Baby can hear sounds 6th month: Fingerprints, eyelashes, and eyebrows form 7th month: Baby weighs about 1 kg, strong movements, eyes open and close. 8th month: Baby gains weight quickly and organs mature. 9th month: Baby reaches full-term; average size - 51 cm, 3–3.5 kg; labor begins.

These are not “Harbaugh guys” these are “Minter guys”. New era 📖 #ravensflock

For the first time, owner Steve Bisciotti personally selected @8adamrandall... with an assist from Dabo! @ClemsonFB

How sexless marriages begin: 1) Live like roommates. The only "connection time" is watching a show scrolling your phones & not engaged with each other. Life revolves around kids & you're stuck in MOM & DAD mode always & never in MAN & WIFE mode. 2) Skipping intimacy. Kids, chores, bills, deadlines, not in the mood, feel fat..... a week turns into a month turns into months & even years. I've coached guys in their late 30's that have told me it's been 5 + YEARS since their wife & them did anything besides a peck of a kiss. 😢 3) Avoiding hard conversations. You "keep the PEACE" & create a WAR within. No passion until an explosion because you're both pent up & on pins & needles. A roomate marriage is no way to exist. God didn't design marriage to be two exhausted roommates coexisting. Make RIGHT NOW the time you REKINDLE that flame. 🔥❤️

All pregnant women should know this tips for the safety of their babies

My spouse and I are one: - It’s not my money; it’s our money. - It’s not my decision; it’s our decision. - It’s not my body; it’s our body. - It’s not my phone; it’s our phone. - It’s not my password; it’s our password. - It’s not my kids; it’s our kids. My spouse and I are one. We are a team. Two people become one flesh!

You need to be having more sex. This is medical advice. Having sex less than once a month increases your risk of death by 2.3 TIMES. The sweet spot in the study was 2 to 3 times a week. Daily sex also was associated with a 3 times increase in all cause mortality.

BREAKING: Socialist unsurprisingly runs out of other people’s money.

Maybe the best Realtor ad I have ever seen.

"NO KINGS" crowd greets King Charles with a standing ovation

Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely. I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before. But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow. I’ve never joked about Joe Biden or Barack Obama having an attempt made on their life. I’ve never laughed at the thought of their wives standing there in fear, wondering if their husbands are going to make it home alive. Because that is not comedy. That is sick. You could have joked about Melania being married to Trump. You could have joked about politics. You could have even gone after her accent like liberals usually do. But no — you chose to joke about Melania Trump becoming a widow. And let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke. It sounds like how you really feel. They always say there is truth in comedy.