Jason Cormack

@BarryAnderson_ Would love to read your article Barry. Maybe you could ask your technical team to make that possible. Worst website in the world

Robbie Neilson reveals Hearts' chances of a new signing for Zurich tie - plus Alex Cochrane and Craig Halkett injury update. #HMFC #Football edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/football…

@TFFootball how come Jose Sa not showing points for the penalty save today??

@TFFootball Hickey from Brentford??

Some interesting players added to the selection yesterday including: - Clement Lenglet (Tottenham) @ £3m - Luís Sinisterra (Leeds) @ £3.6m - Joao Palhinha (Fulham) @ £2.8m - Deniz Undav (Brighton) @ £3.2m

@TheFastShow1 What does he say at the end (silently) before the "nice"?

Jazz Club; Ted Genus and Wet Blanket #TheFastShow

@mrewanmurray Shock as player with history of being injured is unavailable due to injury

Aaron Ramsey not fit for Rangers v Dortmund. An hour against Annan Athletic his biggest on-field contribution since signing for Rangers on deadline day.

@anthonyabrown The outcome of 3rd is fine, but the performances have been declining for months, the football has always been dull and the playing of 9 defensive players against teams at the bottom of the table tells a story

Hearts clearly in a dip (3 defeats in a row) and Jan recruitment looks questionable (still too early to judge) but some of the hyperbolic reaction has been ridiculous. Widespread writing off of a manager/group of players who have generally been excellent this season is laughable

@sked21 Tried to read this Joel, your content is normally decent. But as usual the website is unusable, crap popping up all over the place. Give your web team a kick eh

🆕Hearts, Robbie Neilson and the quite abysmal league record at Parkhead and Ibrox. Calls for Neilson sacking nonsense but question marks over club's Glasgow record completely acceptable scotsman.com/sport/football…

@pharmacybh @pharmScot 16 streak for Cormack. Nearly broken today tho

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Traditional Christmas escapade repairing my Dad's roof 25m above the streets of Inverness complete. It's the simple pleasures of the holidays...

@pharmacybh No Christmas complete with lizard dumps

@pharmacybh 5 packs of lemsip 4 beef ginsters 3 shitty novels 2 curlywurlys And a travel mono-po-lee

@sarcasticapple Is cooking a squid in its own ink even worse? We're gonna eat you after boiling you in the thing that was meant to defend you from being eaten.

Words with their hearts on their sleeves: secretary: a keeper of secrets. wardrobe: to guard/ward our robes. freelancer: a knight free to use his lance for payment. holiday: a holy day. alphabet: the letters alpha, beta. disease: lack of ease. duck: a bird that ducks under water.

@TheFastShow1 John Thompson is nearly away with that Pringle line

Roger Nouveau, the world’s greatest football fan #TheFastShow

@TheFastShow1 You're my hero

Monkfish and Monkfish #TheFastShow

@KONGCompany Within 20 mins of our border terrier getting this, it's broken. What's going on?!

@TheFastShow1 That would be brilliant!

@CormackJason I just searched for that clip. I have done it before but not sure when and can’t find it in my timeline. It’s not in the mix but Will look to tweet it soon

Well, ‘the most wonderful time of the year’ is fast approaching, so as of Wednesday, I’ll be doing another run of festive clips from #TheFastShow throughout the month of December 🎅🏻🎄

@pharmacybh @greenslates @gcalderheed Is it worse than what TBM calls you now @pharmacybh?? 🤣🤣

Finally decide to update my username from school nickname of gillbird to be more grown up and professional and the first alternative we come up with is @gcalderheed, probably equally unprofessional and now encouraging the incorrect spelling of my surname but it's a change 🤗

In the top 3 things that have happened in my life. Imagine this is what it feels like to win the world cup

McDonald's straiton is making me a Big Mac with mcplant burgers. Shaking with excitement. That's what my life has become.