Corporate Brother X

Hilarious

Why chipotle asking me for a tip... We made this burrito bowl together gang 😭😭😭

We are so behind.....

@lilbuck511 @Thebestfigen

@Thebestfigen @CorpBrotherX

Texas millionaire pays $10,000 for Cape buffalo (Black Death) safari....then killed by the 1,300kg beast he hunted.

BIG NEWS in Prince George’s County... NBA Star and Maryland native Kevin Durant is part of a group planning to buy the old Six Flags site. Stay with @fox5dc for more details #breaking

It's weird walking by Ben's Chilli Bowl in the daytime.....sober. @khabxgg lol

Coworker just sent a text to me, the practice mgr, & clinical mgr that said, "I resign. Thank you."

@lilbuck511 @scenesthatslap I'm crying. Funniest damn movie!!!!!

@scenesthatslap Bruh! 😆😆😆😆 @CorpBrotherX

Airplane (1980)

Well, if you’re not a scientist or somehow don’t follow science news, you probably wouldn’t know this, but we have sent a spacecraft to study the Sun up close... It’s called the Parker Solar Probe. Launched in 2018, it’s the fastest human-made object ever, hurtling at over 193 km/s toward the Sun. This mission utilized a series of Venus flybys and a Top-tier heat shield and it’s now exploring the Sun’s outer atmosphere , the corona , where temperatures soar to millions of degrees, far hotter than the Sun’s surface. So no, humans haven’t landed on the Sun (obviously because it would vaporize us instantly ) but our man made bots are already getting closer than any human ever could, sending back data that will help us understand solar storms, space weather and even why the Sun’s atmosphere is hotter than its surface. Scientific discoveries are happening all the time , you gotta stay tuned in all the time..

Christianity is a really funny religion, man… Imagine thinking that whatever it is that created this majestic and possibly infinite universe, in all its complexity, scale, and structure, impregnated a Jewish girl somewhere in Palestine 2,000 years ago,can get jealous of other gods,can regret its actions,can command one tribe to commit genocide against another,endorses slavery,gets angry,thinks blood sacrifice is a rational route to forgiveness and creates eternal suffering for people who do not believe very unconvincing stories in a book. Think about how completely ridiculous that leap is. Christianity (and its little sister, Islam, which believes the language of this concept of a creator is Arabic…in light of the thousands of beautiful and rich languages on the planet) really is an insult to whatever majestic being created the universe, if there is indeed one. And images like these below actually solidify the position of atheists or the non-religious…in fact, it is exactly why they are atheists. The sheer majesty and complexity of the universe don’t push atheists or any rational, non-indoctrinated mind, for that matter toward religion…It often does the opposite. It highlights just how implausible and, at times, absurd many religious doctrines appear by comparison. Because they hold such a concept…that which would create this universe…to such a high standard, that organized religions and their books, when you read them, end up looking really, really silly.

Hilarious

@orleansway @lilbuck511

Because she knows sports better than you, is better on screen than you, a better person than you and she doesn’t spend her time on a burner account as an adult

whole album is 🔥🔥🔥

we had one, but instead of loving horses, he hated consent

I'm crying

My damn

Tony Gwynn, Ken Griffey Jr., and Willie Mays.

If he can make it through the presser without saying he proud his wife is white we might be aight…😮‍💨