Cosmic Dunsparce 🔞

I got this 🔞 in my name not because I want sex bôts to rizz me up but because I refuse to interact with minors..

@r0sexcl0uds I have so much Volcanic Ash stored away I swear I could have so much glass if I wanted

LITERALLY

@koahri1 Mocochan tummy is always recognizable.

Everyone recognized Mococo so easily... 🐾

@redthemeat At least the TSA doesn't last like 6 hours and you have to sacrifice any and all obligations

which is worse: tsa or dmv? ✈️🚗

@ILLUMINUSNUMBx Well I still got my unfunny jokes

@AmongUsGame Horse Nostalgia Long Dleks Nothing beats Horse

Nostalgia Mode is here!! how do u rank all the April fools modes now? 👀

I Really Want to Stay at Your House - Cyberpunk: Edgerunners

@ProjektMelody The perfect combo.

Wholesome and boobily, amazing combo

@synn_house I mean she also was that way in lore according to the storybook

@Magra215 They're the avian cats so it would be good

Owls are cool, I should make an owl.

@anarchyatlas Agreed.

unpopular opinion my ocs are sexy and cool and more people should look at them

@ItsYaSoyBoyTroy I'm always the fool.

I was unable to make april fools joke this year so pls look at this slide and pretend i pranked you. Thank you very much and may your crops grow many potat this fall

I'm so goddamn tired it's not even funny.

@TheDustox A Budew, but what's with the purple void?

Phase 29: Budew 1864 encounters 209,388 total encounters 1874 total Dustox seen

@VRChat Only VRC+? But I wanna shoot bees for free

UNLEASH THE BEES!!!!!! Our final April Fool's Day surprise: Enjoy a "Bee Blaster" Item with your VRC+ for April! 🐝

@plushiesux I'll consider it.

@CosmicBeanThing I wanna see you scream into a burger 🧍‍♀️

*screams into the void*

@plushiesux I do that too much. It needs to be external. I wanna scream into my krusty burger

@CosmicBeanThing Scream with me internally

@maraevantree Embrace the cracker in you

CRYING LEGIT TEARS RN YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

@luciacrabs Quite a few things

HOW ARE PEOPLE MORE DEGENERATE THAN ME? WHAT DO YOU MEAN KHYLERI WASNT MAKING PISS CONTENT? WHAT’S WORSE THAN PISS? 😭

What if when they go back to the moon, they find the flag kinda chewed up slightly only missing like 3 or so stars because the moon people don't acknowledge the specific states those stars represent