Craig Rowin

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Azaria Does Not Need Writing Staffs (w/ Craig Rowin, Aman Adumer) Hank Azaria thinks we don’t need writing staffs so we make movie with AI actors; John Lennon x Eminem mashup; vigilante neighbors with zip ties; roller blades vs. skateboards. art19.com/shows/improv4h…

Trucker Dreams (w/ @Gemberlicking , @CraigRowin ) Humans getting turtle disease; lobster roll addicts; truckers share their truck dreams; mustard helps pain; secret land bridge from Iceland. art19.com/shows/improv4h…

And a behind the scenes pic courtesy of @jenboseph

I cannot overstate how special it felt to write this sketch for comedy legend Bob Newhart. His comic timing was truly magical, even at age 87. RIP

I Oily Have Eggs 4 U (w/ @sethismorris , @CraigRowin ) Boquet restaurants; Jason Rapert researches nasty things; AI dating AI dating apps; Luigi Furries fall in love. art19.com/shows/improv4h…

Hey, Elon et al, the second season of Big Door Prize is now streaming on AppleTV+. Go watch it! It’s good! I write for it! Okay, time to get off X again!

Hi, friends of Elon. Season 2 of Big Door Prize drops on AppleTV on April 24th. youtu.be/37ye6vpH-z0?fe…

It’s time for the #ridiculousness writers to get the contract they deserve, @robdyrdek. #wgastrong

@Gabrus Celeb Diet Secrets got me through my 20s and 30s (and hopefully will sustain me through my 40s)

I loved these shows so much, I watched the FUCK out of em. Then my senior year of college, a dude from my shortform group got me an internship at VH1 on I Love the 90s Part Deux. Which led to me being a PA on Best Week Ever (after top 40 of 2004, and Celeb Diet Secrets)

Remember: no matter when this deal happens, no matter how much of your own writing you got done during this strike… You will always be a giant piece-of-shit imposter. No one can take that away from you. Not the studios. Nobody.

WGA MEMBERS: Check your emails, compulsively

Don't read that bullshit, unsourced, hack job article claiming (among other lies) that the WGA has lost the support of show runners, that we haven't responded to the AMPTP offer, and comparing our NegCom to Trump supporters (???). Read this instead. thedailybeast.com/hollywood-medi…

I feel awful. Someone at Slate also wrote an article about me — how I’m not funny and I’m annoying. Can everyone get up in arms and write tons of extremely positive things about me to overshadow it?

My lawsuit has not been dismissed yet! I was also cut from Yesterday — I played “Marketing Executive” — and my fans were furious! Justice will be served.

@Lucas_Shaw Had the same problem. But here it is. archive.org/details/7.3-to…

It is weird enough that you can't stream to live and die in LA. (It is an MGM movie, so I assume Amazon owns it?) It is even weirder that you can't rent it digitally anywhere.

My friend Simon Rich told me about this better, funnier, more terrifying version of AI a few nights ago and I haven’t slept since. The WGA is standing for something very real and we all should get scared right about….now. ⁦@WGAWest⁩ ⁦@WGAEast⁩ time.com/6301288/the-ai…

I wonder what makes someone start a twitter account that is literally just summarizing an oral history of a movie that came out last week. I’ll save you some scrolling — here’s the actual article rather than a strange cliffs notes version. rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-m…

This was as much fun as the headshot used in this tweet is old!

“It was a good experience, but I didn’t get to go to set,” said @missmaesmith, a writer on the @Showtime series @SHO_Billions tells @nytimes. “There wasn’t money to pay for me to go, even for an established, seven-season show.” #WGAstrike #SAGAFTRAstrike nytimes.com/2023/07/20/bus…