I'm not really on here any more. Hate the guy in charge and his goons. I'm over here with my own goons: bsky.app/profile/craigw…
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Craig
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Craig
@Craig_Wilson
Welcome to my web-page. Famous comedian and musician.
Glasgow, Scotland เข้าร่วม Mart 2009
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Poster for my @GlasgowComedy show. Van Winkle West End, 22nd of March, £8. glasgowcomedyfestival.seetickets.com/event/craig-wi…
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Our ✨GICF 2025✨ Featured Show of the Day
😂 Craig Wilson: Who?
🗓 Saturday 22nd March 2025
📍 Van Winkle West End
🎟 glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances/c…
(@Craig_Wilson)
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I’ve just remembered this tweet by @JaneyGodley, from when Neil Armstrong died. Safe travels.
Janey Godley@JaneyGodley
just said to @ashleystorrie "guess who just died?" then I mimed a big slow moon walk "is it my grandad?" as if that is how I would tell her!
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Then @kingwineband are playing in the National Museum of Scotland (cannot believe I am typing this and it’s true). nms.ac.uk/events/museum-…
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Yet another night in catty passes by where the beyblade theme tune was not played
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The COVID response ("everything is fine so get the Fuck back to work") will be echoed for every crisis in the future btw
I Dissent@DissentFu
"The poisonous cloud of chlorine gas is absolutely safe during working hours and absolutely not safe during nonwork hours"
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Can you imagine a fellow comedian rushing backstage to tell you "THAT'S the clip!!!" only to realise that was the only part of the night you didn't film and only audio recorded? Well, enjoy. @StandGlasgow
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Me and @RichieJBrown are recording our Fringe shows at @BarrelComedy on Tuesday 24th September!
HORROR SHOW
"A ruthless and angst-fuelled set with clever, impactful writing" Wee Review
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"Has you slapping your head with its brilliance" Chortle
event.bookitbee.com/49692/chris-th…
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@PaulPmcdaniel You’re one of my favourite comedians man. But your worth shouldn’t be tied to you being hilarious because you’re also a good person.
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follow-up tweet provides important context: these are 30 out of THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY British/Israeli arms export licenses
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK
🚨 BREAKING: The UK has suspended 30 arms exports licences to Israel Foreign Secretary David Lammy: "Facing a conflict such as this, it is this government’s legal duty to review Britain’s export licences."
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@comedyray When I found out, I had to find your account just to make sure you were ok.
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R.I.P to Fatman Scoop. Gutted. The songbird of our generation.
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Glasgow comrades, here's our next crop of shows. See you at Van Winkles West.
PWYW tickets available here.
(goodeggcomedy.co.uk/glasgow)
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