Dead Boy

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Dead Boy

@Crispybroccoli

im just a hydrated guy

california เข้าร่วม Aralık 2011

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Dead Boy@Crispybroccoli·26 Ağu

His death will be the second (first by pure numbers) most celebrated death in human history. That’s wild.

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Esports Hall of Fame@EsportsH0F·7h

Wombo Combo @ SCSA West Coast Circuit (2008)

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Dead Boy@Crispybroccoli·2d

@elonmusk It is statistically the least safe car in America but ok

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Elon Musk@elonmusk·2d

Tesla cars, especially with FSD, are the safest in the world

Tesla@Tesla

Tesla Glass can withstand 4x the weight of the car

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Dead Boy@Crispybroccoli·2d

People who don’t speak English must assume that the translations are horribly exaggerated

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Dead Boy@Crispybroccoli·4d

It’s crazy how nobody does a single fucking thing about it though

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void@obscurusr·6d

growing up is realizing everything you liked at 13 was dope as fuck

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horse dentist@equine__dentist·30 Mar

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Aaron Rupar@atrupar·27 Mar

SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings? CPAC CROWD: *cheers* SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.

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WZRD Gundlach@WZRDShip·26 Mar

So you're like really good then? 🤔

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Dead Boy@Crispybroccoli·26 Mar

BB King had as much swagger as a man can possibly have

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Dead Boy@Crispybroccoli·25 Mar

Enjoying some spy fox

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“paula”@paularambles·23 Mar

real walkers never press “start” when using google maps

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Dead Boy@Crispybroccoli·23 Mar

@BanUnsweetTea Also he’s a pedophile

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Ryan@BanUnsweetTea·23 Mar

Genuinely seems Trumps presidency is completely falling apart. Basic government services aren’t getting executed. He’s stuck in a quagmire in the Middle East. Job growth is negative and inflation is accelerating. Gas is 4-5 dollars a gallon. What a mess

Dave Danna@DaveEDanna

TSA is quoting 3 hours for both pre check and general, they have turned off the signs that show wait time because they can’t track the lines when they’re into baggage claim. Clear is closed. This is ATL at 5am

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